my husband and son keep shooting me with nerf guns around the house. little do they know that on my last Target run, I armed myself with my own nerf blaster. I have been practicing at 530am. my crossbody purse can hold like 100 foam darts. now I wait for the perfect moment

Sydney Sweeney reveals in an interview that she doesn’t care about the PHP vulnerability because she moved everything to Rust in 2024. “They said the rewrite would take six months. We’re on month 30. We haven’t shipped a feature since, but I’m having a very normal Wednesday.”

what are the criteria for congressional medals? I moved a ten ft couch by myself without scratching the floor and I feel it should qualify for some kind of public recognition

something very cool is that I typed these words and then less than 24h later the giant pothole in the street behind my driveway was patched????

after watching the West Wing, I remember thinking I could never be press secretary. but recent events have been great for my self-confidence. I now think I could be a press secretary for at least five days

This is the real me, but the background is courtesy of Gemini 4 Argon. I showed Argon the two green-screen stills below and asked it to 1) build me a room in Blender, 2) recreate the camera angles, 3) use Nano Banana to 'skin' the Blender background to match the foreground, and 4) key it back into the original video. The result: an accurate background across both angles.

my husband uses nicknames for me so consistently that I'm beginning to wonder whether he knows my name. I double checked our wedding vows and my name wasn't in there. maybe he missed it on our first date and now after fifteen years of marriage it seems too late to ask

I found the absolute worst place, which is from the bay bridge trying to get to the airport. everyone parked on the bridge to see the air show. the best pilots I've ever seen boomed overhead every twenty seconds while I regretted not taking public transit

if I have 9 lives I used up 2 of them last night when I got home to a dark house, flipped on the lights, walked into the kitchen, and met two human-sized ghosts my kid had assembled

I am a woman of principle and refuse to say that a donkey lives in the ocean so now I can't book a hotel room

my husband is using the consumer agent that I work on (spark) to plan my birthday party. some personally high stakes for my household rn

I accidentally turned on a monthly subscription for 6 sticks of deodorant. I'm too scared to look at what Amazon has inferred about me from this purchase

a neighbor was asking concerned questions about our politics this weekend. I was very confused. this morning I realized he doesn't know this is a Halloween decoration

I finally figured out the secret to defeating jet lag, and no one is going to like it: no alcohol, minimal caffeine, hitting the gym daily, and going to bed on time. truly awful stuff

every morning I ask Gemini what it thinks of my outfit, it tells me it is a bad outfit, and then I take none of its advice. I think I just miss my sister

ooooo everyone look at this tough guy on the internet, he's sooooooo edgy