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My prof pic is Vinni Pukh enjoying a deep sniff of a delicious bowl of honey. He’s from the Soviet cartoon version of Winnie the Pooh
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All-time bit: when I know we have a fire drill at the end of the period, I tell my students that I’ll let them out early if they lock in. And then you tell them, okay, great job! Start packing up! And they get sooo excited and then BOOM. Fire drill. And I go Omgggg woah sorry :(
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People who say there are no real friends in Hollywood have never befriended Jay Kelly
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Jay Z halftime show:
Jay opens with Hova Song + So Ghetto, then Big Pimpin and a few other huge hits. Suddenly he stops. Mariah Carey comes on stage and they do Heartbreaker together. The crowd is going wild. And who’s that? Beyoncé? Are they doing Crazy in Love? NO. Deja Vu. 5x.
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Mbappe Mao apology note daughter vs Real Madrid Joseph Goebbels official notice son
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Mao Zedong is under any single social metric a dictator. Not a single popular election, single government party and lifetime leadership. Not even taking into account the millions of deaths under his reign.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong
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HAAAAPPY MUSIC MONDAYYYYY let’s goooo everyone party 🕺 open.spotify.com/track/4WimB…
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Happy MUSIC Sunday. Incredible album cover btw open.spotify.com/track/5HUGs…
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Elizabeth Holmes edit set to Rush by RM ft. Krizz Kaliko….. I should be the biggest star in the world (black turtleneck photo she hates)…… I should be hearing oppa from all the girls (Henry Kissinger etc)…..
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in the k-popped club. straight up "jopping it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. New Jersey Devils
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We Jopping at K-Pop Night. the New Jersey Devils say, We Jopping at K-Pop Night. what are the nj devils doing at kpop night? well.. they're jopping.
We Jopping at K-Pop Night.
👊: @AnaheimDucks
🏒: 7 PM
📺: MSGSN, DAZN
🎧: bit.ly/4yG0izX
#NJDevils | @CitizensBank
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NATHAN: do you understand why this is funny?
LIZ: yes. he’s pulling his hair out.
NATHAN: but why?
LIZ: he’s mad.
NATHAN: it’s because the format of a pre-taped call-in show means that he’s always answering live calls from the previous week’s broadcast.
BILLY: she gets it.
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