terminal fomo haver|all are welcome but all must behave

And just like that, our sweet doofy Emma (emmer, if you loved her like me) crossed into the world today where there’s no old lady bumps or stiff bones. I hope she has unlimited cheese❤️🌈 Time moves whether you want it to or not.
Time is a thief ☹️ just 4&5 years difference. Thankful for bestest dogs
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Lady in bathroom at show: has anyone seen a blue phone? My deaf ass: a THOMG??? I should go to more shows without ear protection
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“Thomg” have another blue moon girl
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Security eating a candy bar while I hit a blinker row four I love this state
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American Aquarium concert from afar with @brokenciggies
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you just made a million Troy Aikmans
Wow
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Heard fire alarm from empty house in neighborhood Old tenants threw away their fire alarm…
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Who the fuck does that😭😭😭😭
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I was just stabbed 57 times in the chest
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I take it really personal when ppl make fun of iggy pop
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Bob Childers is forever. As is red dirt 🧡
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Replying to @bagbourjacket
Nugs is the best service on the worst app possible
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Elizabeth Holmes ran clinical trials on cancer patients for a device she knew wasn’t going to work.
grossest part is when Seyfried, who went Liz’s home, played with her children & believed she was a victim being manipulated IMMEDIATELY throwing her under the bus and shit talking her when confronted by the fact that she may have harmed her. Type of bitch to say “Im a girls girl”
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Crying tears of love in the light of mourning dawn … man
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I’m way too broke for the twitter credit card debate this week
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Went from gollum to Santa (I miss him)
Jim Knowles before and after the #Vols beat Bama!
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BK🌙 retweeted
what your coworker from 2 jobs ago posts on their story
Honestly, this is the type of movie Disney should be making, but doesn't have the balls
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#Paid defensive players not reading whatsoever and leaving receivers wide open 10 feet behind them #ok
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All of these mfs are getting paid btw
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You do not get to make this much money and not even tackle . I make pennies to their dollar, and if I was this bad at my job, my store would shut down. 😀 figure it out!!!
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