This is my financial advisooor.
Best in the game.
Highly recommend.
Not Financial Advice
This is NOT financial advice. In fact, if you treat anything I say as financial advice, you should probably have your internet privileges revoked and be gently escorted to a library where they still have physical books about compound interest from 1997.
I am not a financial advisor. I’m not even a good pretend one on the internet. My qualifications are: I once lost $47 on a “sure thing” meme coin because the mascot looked trustworthy, and I still can’t explain what a covered call is without crying a little.
Past performance is not indicative of future results, except for my ability to consistently pick the worst possible moment to buy anything. If my words move markets, that’s on the markets for having such low standards.
Do your own research, or better yet, ask your cat. At least the cat won’t charge you a 2% management fee.
Consult a licensed professional who actually passed exams and doesn’t get their market insights from late-night scrolls and vibes. If you make money from this, I will accept zero credit and a heartfelt “thanks bro.” If you lose money, I will deny ever existing and block you faster than a rug-pull notification.
Your portfolio, your rules, your therapy bills. I’m just some random account with WiFi and questionable opinions.
Trade at your own risk, laugh at your own jokes, and never, ever blame the funny internet person when it all goes sideways.This disclaimer is longer than most people’s attention spans and still legally safer than whatever “alpha” you were about to ape into.
You’re welcome. Now go touch some grass… or at least diversify into it.