Help. Just kidding. Please help
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There are things people say to you, offhandedly, that you never forget. There are things you say to people, offhandedly, that they never forget. What to make of this? Let's just kill ourselves.
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Thinking about what I want to be when I grow up. I'm thinking about becoming an astronaut. Or the president? Just throwing some ideas out there
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Green people be like Hello, I would like a
Can somebody finish this tweet for me? I have a doctors appointment to attend. Thanks
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I tried deleting this app, I really did. But the serenity, peace and calm I felt without it was foreign and unwanted
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Mein größter Albtraum als Spongebob Fan ist es meine geliebte Freunde und Familie tot aufzufinden
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me: it smells like Updog in here!!!!
Downdog: Why am I never considered. The ocean is home to millions of fascinating creatures undiscovered and yet society is still too focused on space exploration. Isn't what's Down there Far more fascinating than What's up?
me: Nothing Much
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Well. It’s Saturday. All my friends are at the beach having sex with porn stars and listening to Bad Bunny and doing molly while I’m writing chapter 4 of my book.
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I hope any of this amounts to anything at all, though it probably won't. But what matters is if I had fun doing it. which I did not
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Whoever invented cinnamon rolls needs their pussy ate like a dehydrated orangutan locked in a room with a bowl of water! I'm sorry I don't know why I said that
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