Founding Engineer @ Ping Proxies. Likes Rust.

United Kingdom
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when you need compute so bad
Wow the new roadster looks quite amazing, good job @elonmusk
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Your TCP handshake can give away which OS you run, whatever your User-Agent says. Joe Dye of @byteful takes #ExtractSummit2026 down to the packets. #WebScraping #Proxies
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I'll never trust Claude for anything important
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accidentally said 'probably bad' instead of 'directionally incorrect' and they kicked me out of sf
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Very excited to be talking about this.
🌐 What if your server could choose how it looks on the network? Joe Dye explores TCP/IP fingerprint spoofing, user-space networking, and how Rust powers high-performance systems serving thousands of requests per second. Networking, but with a twist. rustlab.it/talks/tcpip-finge…
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This is exactly right. Source code is on the verge of becoming like assembly. The next step is getting rid of “source code” entirely and just making an efficient binary directly with AI.
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Very normal discourse.
Replying to @LundukeJournal
The probability that there are *NOT* backdoors in Rust so that the "right side of history" people can destroy the evil right-wingers is precisely zero. To them, everything is about "the struggle" - they will absolutely use their position to exercise power over their enemies
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Fable is not actually bumping you to Opus 4.8 bc you tripped a safety filter, but bc the AGI did a deep search into you before you even sent the prompt, and it determined you to be a member of the permanent underclass and it's just doing its job of keeping you there for eternity
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if fable 5 agrees to do your work instead of downgrading you to opus, you’re in the permanent underclass
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me thinking about what to do after fable just cleared my kanban board
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Can't wait to give my talk.
🥳 We are extremely glad to announce the Schedule and the Speakers of RustLab 2026! rustlab.it/schedule
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Buy the company too, please 😍
Dude my job isn’t moved overseas, you’re from the UK man. I can literally buy you.
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Had our intern build this when we needed a comprehensive list but couldn't find one. He's done a pretty good job imo.
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Not quite sure I belong given that the other guests are the creators of cURL, Tokio and Hyper but I'm happy to have been featured on the Netstack podcast. The final 20 minutes about TCP/IP fingerprinting are particularly interesting, IMO.
We’re featured on Netstack.fm 🎙️ Hear how Ping evolved from early Python and Squid systems to the high-performance Rust proxy stack that powers our global network🖥️ Read More: pingproxies.com/blog/joseph-…
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Golang HTTP/2 is fucking dreadful. Running into issues at 6k requests per second, even with 40 threads only @ 50%. Meanwhile, on the same server, at the same time, doing the same load, Rust's Hyper is chilling. Staying late in the office to help fix Go code is not it.
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A three month long research project begins...
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Finished building a Dual Channel OPA Alice with a 34mm Takstar codenser in this gorgeous body. Sounds phenomenal. Next up is a Neuman u87 clone.
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Rust and Go is a goated combination. Rust for everything important and Go for the idiots who have to implement business logic on top of my Rust.
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Used SQLite because I was too lazy to set up anything else. Now it’s the most stable part of the project.
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