Tired retired veteran, serial killer club member, part time pirate. Arrrrr.

Like a few hundred thousand of my friends I am disabled due to the anthrax vaccinations so there was no way I was getting the experimental COVID vaccinations. To those that did, good luck with that.
As we head in to the meaty part of election season, can we take a moment to remind all Comrade Kamala & Tampon Tim voters to PLEASE make sure y'all are up to date on your boosters!🙏 Maybe even get a couple extras for good measure?!👌
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So, basically, 500 million Europeans expect 300 million Americans to protect them from 120 million Russians who can’t even defeat 40 million Ukrainians while those 500 million Europeans don’t even realize they are being conquered by 2 billion Muslims who claim they are being persecuted by 8 million Israelis. Is that about right? 1
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You donated to another Walt, not the wrong Walt. Walter White needs the money more than Walt Z at this point.🙏
Replying to @ClownWorld
Donated to the wrong Walt...
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His Go Fund me is a flop, he isn't even up to half a million dollars yet. I have a Item #: 4455264 Description: Oven Control Board Price: $306.05 on order from Whirlpool so I cannot even enjoy a Red Barron Pizza right now. With shipping it is $313 if someone wants to start a campaign for me.
🚨🇺🇸 America just raised THOUSANDS for the exhausted dad these clout-chasing pranksters tried to humiliate A kid faked stealing money from his phone while he was stocking frozen pizzas, an hour after he should have been home putting his 4 kids to bed. So he let them have it. You want to cheer when a prankster finally gets put in his place, and you can’t, because what came out of that man is too real to enjoy. This is what happens when a culture puts clout and viral moments above everything else: the humanity drains out of every human exchange, and every stranger with Meta glasses is a possible setup. Hopefully his GoFundMe explodes and becomes a referendum on the pranksters, because the country is tired of them. Source: @AmericaPapaBear / Writer: Daniel
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British cars are easy to find parts for; just walk along any highway...
Have you heard? Half of all British made cars are still on the road! The other half actually made it home😃😃
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The Salty Falcon retweeted
If you support detransitioners and/or oppose gender identity ideology, share this post & follow @burnyourbinder so we can get Claire to 40K followers
chemically castrating gay boys and pretending that makes them straight girls is conversion therapy. calling lesbian women “nonbinary” because they don’t meet your standards of femininity is conversion therapy. helping those people accept themselves for who they are is not. zero medical professionals in the US are forcibly performing medical interventions on patients old enough to assent to treatment.
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Men expose fraud, so you charge them with felonies instead of fixing the fraud. You’re a vile, disgusting coward. In a proper society, you would hold no power whatsoever.
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The Salty Falcon retweeted
He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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Taxpayers thank them. Do you remember the taxpayers, Platitude Patty? No? It shows. We are tired of paying for the drug addicted homeless and the illegal aliens. Take your worn-out shoes and retire.
Republicans cut over $1 trillion from health care. VOTE!
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We are in a war against stupidity.
“Why on earth did the Australian Army buy actual tanks? Why not just purchase tank simulators instead?” 😵‍💫
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BOOM! Hey, Hey! Goodbye!
It doesn't get much more Polk County than this... #MorningBriefing #PolkSheriff #GradyJudd
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Vetted legal immigrants are fantastic. It's the millions of invaders running unchecked around our country that is the problem. Throw them all the hell out.
In Washington state, we know that our diversity is our strength. President Ronald Reagan established today as National Immigrants Day, recognizing the anniversary of the unveiling of the Statue of Liberty. His words remain true today: "Immigrants have always brought great gifts to their new home on these shores -- the gifts of hardiness and heart, of intellect and hope."
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Replace the vehicle for the best results.
Mechanic note: Your Stellantis vehicle may have two batteries! 2016-2025 Jeep, Ram, Dodge & Chrysler vehicles with the hated start stop system uses two batteries. It has a main battery and a smaller auxilliary battery. The small, secondary 12-volt battery is designed to power your vehicle's electronics (like the radio, climate control, and lights) when the engine shuts off at a stop. This prevents the main battery from being drained and allows for a quick restart. However the Engine Start-Stop system relies on this auxiliary battery to function correctly. When it fails, it can cause a cascade of electrical issues, often making owners suspect a problem with the main battery or alternator when the true culprit is this hidden secondary battery. So when having issues it is important that both batteries get checked. Many shops are reporting that the auxiliary batteries are failing quicker than the main battery. It is highly recommended to replace both the main and auxiliary batteries at the same time for best results.
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The Salty Falcon retweeted
This video caused Minnesota to charge me with a felony. Watch it, they’re afraid of it.
🚨🚨 “NO ID REQUIRED for you and your 8 friends” I dressed as a Muslim woman and Minneapolis poll workers were prepared to allow me an an army of other foreigners fraudulently vote without verifying who any of us are. Full video: piped.video/b66uFfWWsL4?is=zJ5p…
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This is a watershed moment and it passed by almost unnoticed. Here we have British cops threatening a man with arrest for being “openly Jewish” at a pro-Hamas rally. Being Jewish in public where Muslims can see you in Sadiq Khan’s London is now officially a crime. Never mind that he’s standing quietly with his hands in his pockets while people chant “Nazi scum” at him: he’s visibly Jewish, which makes him clearly in the wrong. Also worth noting: the fact that the cops, apparently incapable of preventing violence as long as this man is antagonizing the crowd by breathing Jewishly at them, have decided that the best way to deal with the problem of violent antisemitism is to side with the antisemitic mob. Arresting a Jew, whose very existence is an act of Islamophobia, is so much safer than protecting him and his right to be openly Jewish in 21st century Britain.
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They wish they would go back to where they didn't come from.
CRISIS: Haiti warns it is being overrun with Haitians notthebee.com/article/crisis…
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The Salty Falcon retweeted
This happened in my district. @60Minutes is reporting fake news. As @DHSgov and @ICEgov have already made clear, this guy was not a “Texas father.” He’s an illegal alien whose very existence on American soil violated federal law every second of every day for 25 years. Don’t want to get caught up in the government’s fully legal third-country removal policy? Don’t be here in the first place. Easy. We are a nation of LAWS. Follow them, and life is good. Break them, and life is bad. And hey @Uber: why are you allowing illegal aliens with orders of removal to drive on your platform?
A Texas father who had lived in the U.S. for 25 years with no criminal record was finishing his night shift as an Uber driver when immigration agents detained him. Without being able to speak to his lawyer or a judge, he was put on a plane and sent first to Ghana, a country where he had no ties. He was then sent to his home country, despite a determination by a U.S. immigration court judge that he could not be deported there due to likely persecution. cbsn.ws/3Ude66r
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I married one of those and she is qualified on the M-16 and 9mm handguns. I had to put warning signs in the yard.
Most people readily accept that dogs can be bred for aggression. The pit bull, while often charming and pleasant, may more easily transform into a killing machine under the wrong circumstances than the playful Labrador, or the phlegmatic St. Bernard. Is it then really much of a stretch to imagine that humans too, could be so bred? And if a human breeder could thusly breed humans, even in theory, could we not bring ourselves to envisage that Nature herself may have bred certain populations of human beings to be as aggressive and unpredictable as the pit bull? Ladies and Gentlemen, and others, I think you know of whom I speak.
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BREAKING: Racist Carnegie Mellon professor @UjuAnya is back – and she says "ain't nobody fire me, discipline me, send me on leave, or any of that shit." I thought you were taking "quick action," @CarnegieMellon?
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The Salty Falcon retweeted
My favorite day in eight years at my local Massachusetts liberal-elite coffee shop? The morning after @RonDeSantis flew migrants to Martha’s Vineyard. Every mouth preached compassion. Every face was ghost-white with fear. Never seen such a spectacular gap between words & eyes.
"An armchair do-gooder is someone who kind of sits at home in a nice home in the suburbs or wherever they live, and they say, ‘Let all the people in, take care of all the people.’ But as soon as the people show up to their front step and says, ‘Can I come and stay in your house?’ the answer is no, of course not.”"
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Congresswoman Ilhan Omar writes in her memoir, “I was eight years old when civil war broke out in Somalia. One day everything was okay, and the next, there were bullets piercing not only buildings but also people.” While Somalia has suffered several civil wars, the chapter is entitled, “War: 1989-1991, Mogadishu, Somalia.” Mogadishu experienced severe riots in July 1989, including a mass execution that became known as the “Jazeera beach massacre.” If, in her own words in her own autobiography, Omar was eight when this occurred in 1989, then she was born in 1981, and was 19 years old in the year 2000, when her father purportedly obtained his citizenship, not 1982 as she currently claims.
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