β€œBritain’s strictest tweeter” Working class patriot. Shadow Minister of Disinformation.

Beckenham and its environs.
If food worked you wouldn’t need to keep eating it.
IF MEDICINE WORKED YOU WOULDN’T NEED TO REFILL YOUR PRESCRIPTION
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Protect our women! Who can seriously believe this anymore? More misogynistic than the Taliban.
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Can you all stop talking about The Traitors please? Some of us are watching on catch-up. I reckon Alan Carr is going to be banished for sure anyhow but no need to spoil it.
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Who knew Count Binface had a crypto currency?! Madness.
BREAKING: Crypto industry suffers 'largest bank heist in human history' as billions stolen in Binance hack news.sky.com/story/crypto-wo…
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James Acaster says he doesn’t want to lie but pretends he’s a Genie every week on Off Menu. Make it make sense!
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Born on this day in 1960 the legendary Diego Maradona.
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I’m all for the right to protest but taking your kids doesn’t sit right with me. The clueless little blighter even has his school uniform on. Bless his little heart.
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I hope they lock him up and throw the key somewhere a little bit high.
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That’s what Isabel Oakeshott said to Richard Tice on their honeymoon.
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People start wearing their poppy far too early nowadays. Tradition is important. I won’t be popping mine on my Christmas tree until November 1st at the earliest.
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Only Farage should be able to take money from individual’s bank accounts. Especially if they’re cryptocurrency billionaires who live abroad.
If HMRC are allowed to take money from individuals’ bank accounts, as proposed in the budget today, then we are heading to a dark place. This tool could be used against anyone deemed to be a threat by the government of the day.
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A reminder that after losing her job as Prime Minister because she knew nothing about economics Liz is now a political commentator.
Britain is full of political commentators who know naff all about economics and follow the herd.
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My book, β€˜Patriot: Empire, Betrayal and Hope’ is about what it was like to battle, often alone, against the last Conservative government to cut migration, stop the boats, Islamism and Grooming Gangs and expose two tier policing. Great to talk about it here πŸ‘‡ Out today on Amazon: amzn.eu/d/0bhCulhn
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Every Wednesday for the past 10 years I have driven to Oxford Street, parked up, got my bike out and had a lovely cycle up and down our capital’s most famous thoroughfare. Not anymore. The dictator Khan has declared war on the likes of me. No exercise for me then. I shall stay at home, slowly gain weight and become a burden on the NHS. Exactly what the Muslims want!
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The budget and general handling of money and shit.
If you were Chancellor, what would you do?
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I was stuck on a bus in Edinburgh’s Prince’s St for 30 minutes due to a traffic jam caused by Sadiq Khan’s pedestrianisation of Oxford Street. He MUST admit his mistake and stop this anti-car madness
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Happy birthday to Julia Roberts (right) 59 today!
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Why is this prick always in hospitals?
I believe that all NHS staff should speak fluent English - if they are unable to string a sentence together in our language, then they have no place working in our hospitals. To be frank, they shouldn't even be living in our country. If that makes me a racist, then so be it.
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I put a complaint into your office about one of your MPs being a complete tit 3 weeks ago and I’ve heard nothing back. Why? @reformparty_uk
I put a complaint into your office 3 weeks ago and I've heard nothing. Why? @TUIUK
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