Writer (GQ, TheWrap, Men's Health, Complex, InsideHook, SPY) // Comedically tall // "sweater maven" - @michcoll // tired and bored with myself

Washington, DC
Austin Abrams is on the edge. Not literally—although he is barefoot and cross-legged at the front of a sofa for most of our Zoom call—but metaphorically, given the stakes of this moment in his acting career. I profiled Austin Abrams for @LOFFICIELUSA. Link below.
Worst part of this Resident Evil movie press tour is seeing Austin Abrams barely get any questions/coverage bc the interviewers are all too busy doing the “name 3 songs” with Zach Cregger
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actually this is the best needle drop of 2026
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the best needledrop of 2026
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This is what it's all about.
6 years later. The Trip is back. The Trip to the Northern Lights is coming soon to Sky.
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Tyrese Haliburton’s reaction to the Nets “Fahhhh” missed free-throw sound effect: “That’s facts.” 🤣🤣🤣 (h/t @MrBuckBuckNBA)
MrBuckBuck
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going as bambi’s mom for halloween so someone will take me out back and —
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‘THE SIMPSONS’ will air an episode titled ‘The Kosmic Kruiser’ where Bart and Lisa break into Krustyland’s “most notorious and failed attraction.” Jenny Nicholson will appear in a guest role.
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They look like the doctor and his new rebellious companion
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Man this is BRUTAL.
BREAKING: Oklahoma City's Jalen Williams has a dislocated left ankle and fractured fibula; Cason Wallace has a torn labrum in his left shoulder. Both will undergo surgery and be sidelined for several months -- most, if not the entire season.
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Got shooters out in Florence. They go Pugh.
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how can I dress up as foie gras for dc halloween
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RT @shereeny: this is how people who have never been to another major city usually talk about new york (without the self-awareness of this…
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You ever just sit in a dark room and feel like the darkness is the only thing that truly understands you. No fake smiles, no false hope. Just raw bitter silence…
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60,000 people is CRAZY
Turnstile on the mall ruled
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The biggest hardcore show of all time in the city where the genre was born put on by a group of kids from up the road who cut their teeth in DMV/Richmond hardcore, the show and crew largely staffed with their friends from that scene, all for the benefit of the defining humanitarian cause of this generation. Turnstile forever, TUI til I die, never forget Diamond Youth
I was at the free turnstile show in Washington, DC and I felt like I was a part of history
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a'ja wilson almost cried when she saw the current state of miami basketball
A'JA is HERE
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Watching the Spurs play right now
sera
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Went to see You Can See Everything again this week and on second watch she was doing some absolute BULLSHIT with those eggs. I would have taken them away too
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the san antonio spurs THREATEN to play basketball in 9 hours
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