quando vc fuma muito e a conversa dos seus amigos fica igual a isso aqui

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Hello, English-speaking friends! I used AI to translate this speech by our President, Lula, given during an interview ahead of Brazil’s elections. His words inspired thousands of students to take to the streets and fight to win over voters, reach undecided voters, and convince people who hadn’t voted in the first round to cast their ballots in the runoff. In Brazil, fascists don’t stand a chance!

Oh I love it but for me the best one, the one that made me admire him for so long, was the “spring” speech 🥲🥲 (he did this one when they wrongly imprisoned him)

PESSOAL URGENTE! Vote a favor da proposta que prevê a cassação do mandato de parlamentares que disseminem deliberadamente notícias falsas (FAKE NEWS), com respeito ao direito de defesa e à liberdade de expressão. COMPARTILHEM!! www12.senado.leg.br/ecidadan…

Does the U.S. taxpayer know that their money is being used to protect a thief under investigation for foreign exchange evasion and money laundering, who stole at least 1 billion dollars and arrived in the U.S. on a drug dealer's private jet?

So JD was conspiring to install Bolsonaro? The Supreme Court of Brazil is opening an investigation into Rockbridge Network, a donor group Vance co-founded in 2019. So hello Brazil, the US was blatantly interfering with your election. Time to subpoena JD to answer a few questions.

Ok. MAGA is complicit. JD Vance is complicit. Rubio? Complicit. You know what will help? VOTE BLUE from top to bottom, side to side. Get as many Republicans out of office as possible! ALSO: #DeportTheBolsonaros ASAP!

Rindo que a Erika Hilton criou um site que me fez enviar um e-mail pra 427 deputados num clique kkkk Diva demais

This is Paulo Figueiredo, grandson of João Figueiredo, the last dictator of Brazil. Paulo Figueiredo is in the United States. He has been convicted in Brazil of financial fraud. He is yet another Bolsonarista who undermines Brazil’s democracy. #DeportTheBolsonaros

Call ICE 866-347-2423 and report Flavio Bolsanaro and his family. They are criminals from Brazil. They should be deported immediately!!

Bolsonaro’s clandestine journey to Miami included stops in Argentina and Ecuador and a blizzard of misinformation thrown up by allies to obscure his movements. Full story here: ft.trib.al/YpnsWhZ

It looks like my conjecture was correct: The CIA’s fingerprints are all over Bolsonaro’s escape from Brazilian justice. nytimes.com/2026/10/29/world…

🇺🇸 AMERICANS, PAY ATTENTION. THERE IS AN INTERNATIONAL DISINFORMATION NETWORK YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT BEFORE THE MIDTERMS. As a Brazilian journalist, I want to expose a connection that deserves serious scrutiny: the Bolsonaro family, Argentine political operative Fernando Cerimedo, and figures connected to Donald Trump’s political machine. In 2022, after Jair Bolsonaro lost Brazil’s presidential election, Cerimedo spread false allegations of electoral fraud through his outlet, La Derecha Diario. Brazilian federal prosecutors later documented how members of Bolsonaro’s inner circle helped produce and distribute this disinformation. The campaign spread across social media under the hashtag #BrazilWasStolen. Now follow the connections: • Eduardo Bolsonaro: A longtime associate of Cerimedo who personally presented him with an award at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago in February 2026. • Brad Parscale: Trump’s former campaign manager, whose political technology platforms have documented business connections to Cerimedo. • Javier Milei: Cerimedo helped manage the Argentine president’s digital campaign. • Flávio Bolsonaro: In September 2026, pro-Trump accounts published paid promotional posts supporting his presidential campaign. One of those media networks has an executive who previously partnered with Cerimedo. American journalists: investigate these connections. Follow the money, the technology, the political consultants and the accounts amplifying these narratives. Brazil has already experienced what happens when fabricated election-fraud allegations are weaponized against democracy. Don’t wait until after an election to investigate the machinery behind political disinformation.

E quando acharam cocaína no avião do então presidente Jair Bolsonaro

Os brasileiros fizeram os estadunidenses chamarem o Marco Rubio de Narco Rubio kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Avião que levou o Bolsonaro fugitivo da Argentina para os USA foi contratado por funcionário da Casa Branca - com autorização de Trump. Deu no NY Times. As coisas vão sendo reveladas e só piora.

Eu sei que a gente ganhou a eleição e tals, MAS NÃO DÁ PRA ESQUECER QUE NIKOLAS FERREIRA FALSIFICOU UM LAUDO DA POLÍCIA FEDERAL E POSTOU NA INTERNET NE???

Custo Flávio Bolsonaro: senador consumiu aos menos R$ 65,8 milhões em recursos públicos nos últimos 8 anos Levantamento do Fórum Investiga com dados do Senado e do TSE mostra que montante equivale a mais de 95 mil parcelas do Bolsa Família ou 40,6 mil salários mínimos. Em 8 anos no Senado, Flávio Bolsonaro aprovou apenas 2 projetos e saiu derrotado por Lula na disputa à Presidência. revistaforum.com.br/politica…