Midwestern writer and east coast schoolmarm. Not coming back for thirty percent. (he/him)
Washington, DC
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Re-doing my publications list because there's a couple new ones, and because so many places I've been published in have shuttered! You should read the ones that still exist! Some of them are pretty good!
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Wife seeing the new sense and sensibility without me which I guess means I am officially selling my Daisy Edgar Jones stock. I’m really terribly sorry, queen. I held on as long as I could
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If you’re looking for a movie about the life-changing impact a robot has on their human family but don’t want the Waititi of it all, then may I suggest
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Obviously watching this over and over and getting most mad at 1) the insane ordering of the evangelists 2) the second lady’s complete refusal to answer within the parameters of the question (John the Baptist, James, Paul)
"If you were to date John, Matthew, Mark or Luke, who would you date?"
The women of the popular podcast 'Girls Gone Bible' discuss which bible personality they'd pursue romantically.
"I'd probably be with James because he seems so rational...and seems super cute too."
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Easy Luke here (doctor)
"If you were to date John, Matthew, Mark or Luke, who would you date?"
The women of the popular podcast 'Girls Gone Bible' discuss which bible personality they'd pursue romantically.
"I'd probably be with James because he seems so rational...and seems super cute too."
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SCAREk HELLman retweeted
When I was a kid and heard there were people putting razor blades in Halloween candy, this is what I thought they meant
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Doing a You Can See Everything couples costume with my wife but we’re the producers from A24
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Are non-blasphemous, non-f word swears allowed
We just made a promise no Hollywood studio has ever made. No sex or nudity on screen, no F-word, and no misuse of God's name in Angel originals. And 3 million Guild members get a veto on everything before it ever lands on Angel.
Parents shouldn't have to sift through a dozen movies to find one they can watch. That's why we made the Angel Promise. foxnews.com/media/angel-stud…
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Great range from David Wenham as an actor for being able to play the goofy comic relief monk in Van Helsing and the second hottest guy in Middle Earth
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Going as Thing 2 to the Halloween party and rolling my eyes whenever someone asks where Thing 1 is. “They’re not always together”
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