Midwestern writer and east coast schoolmarm. Not coming back for thirty percent. (he/him)
Washington, DC
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Same thing happened with Christina Koch who I’ve talked about during Women’s History Month and then she flew past the fucking moon
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Haley Stevens merely honoring the late Tom Skerritt by following his party defection plot in The West Wing S5E5 “A Constituency of One”
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Enough has been said that this has already gotten a community note, but she just could not be more wrong about this
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Nun on the podcast said that we are assigned a guardian angel at birth and then corrected herself to say “at conception.” Fucking close one, queen!!!
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“How do I know you’re being honest with me? That there are no peace commissioners in the city?”
“Why would I deceive you?”
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If you’re looking for a movie about the life-changing impact a robot has on their human family but don’t want the Waititi of it all, then may I suggest
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Great range from David Wenham as an actor for being able to play the goofy comic relief monk in Van Helsing and the second hottest guy in Middle Earth
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45 minutes on the hat’s personal history and trauma
HBO’s Harry Potter series is set to premiere on December 25, 2026 and early reports say the first episode alone runs 2 hours and 5 minutes.
That’s more runtime than some entire movies, and it’s only the opening chapter of an 8-episode season adapting Philosopher’s Stone.
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CAL TRASK NO!!!! DONT TRY TO MAKE A MONETARY GIFT TO YOUR FATHER!!! YOU ARE AN ALLEGORY FOR THE BIBLICAL CAIN CAL!!!! HES GOING TO REJECT YOU CAL!!!!
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The more of the Friday the 13th franchise I’ve watched, the more affection I’ve developed for Jason. He’s so funny
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Randomly walked into a very hipster-coded coffee shop where they were playing Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains)
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Pope Leo XIV’s doctors have confirmed that the tumor removed on October 13 was a lung adenocarcinoma and that the disease was localized.
Dr. Luigi Carbone and Professor Stefano Margaritora said on Wednesday evening that a subsequent oncological assessment has confirmed that “no further treatment is necessary.”
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Last month, former ‘Good Morning America’ hosts Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes got married. Now their ex-spouses are engaged to each other. thecut.com/article/andrew-sh…
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“When I said Elizabeth was a monster, it seemed to me that it was so. Now I have bent nose with a glass over the small print of her and reread the footnotes, and I wonder if it was true.”
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Love Vanessa Redgrave. Love that she was the friend who was too woke on the orient express set
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Wife asked me to drop a beat and all I could think to do was the rhythm from Frasier and Niles’s prep school spring musicale
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