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the best food is a bowl of white rice with other food on top of it (you can pick the other food)
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for the most part i'm ready to stop hearing about new york politics on a daily basis but i can't stop saying "zohran mamdani" in a trump voice and giggling to myself
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Have you seen my bug anywhere it’s about 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide and 1 inch long
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everybody in the replies dunking on this person for not knowing anything about grief and loss meanwhile i thought their point was about how this suburban child in the 1980s somehow loaded up on juvederm
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Ya every pizza in chicago is deep dish, every beach is concrete, all drinks are malort, and everyone does improv. DONT COME HERE!!
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i curse the day attachment theory became a part of popular psychology. too many of y'all are out there acting like attachment styles are like zodiac signs. guys it is child development. pls.
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America is deeply invested in the idea that hurting someone’s family licenses them (especially mom/dad/spouse) to do anything to protect them. We pump out movies, shows, and books about it. And now that masked men are tearing families apart people want to talk about Waymo Rights.
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Francesca Albanese modeled a way to answer this effectively even under the constraints of someone who cannot afford a soundbite denying “Israel’s right to exist”
NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani, this morning, following story that he declined to sign onto Assembly resolutions recognizing Israel’s independence and condemning the Holocaust:
“I do support [Israel’s] right to exist as a state.”
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A frito scoop is so fabulous. Like, such a great chip. She just scoops the girls up! I live!
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i have been saying for years now that this guy's whole schtick is just meanspirited. nobody has a counterargument other than seeming to truly believe that the people he takes advantage of deserve to be laughed at because they are stupid.
When Lana Love received an email from her old performing arts school about casting for a new HBO singing competition, she jumped at the opportunity.
The New York-based singer-songwriter had previously been a contestant on “The Voice” and had an album in the chamber, so she thought the series, dubbed “Wings of Voice,” could be the perfect launchpad for her music career. The winner of the show was promised the chance to perform with a Grammy-winning artist, but Love viewed the exposure of being on an HBO series as the real prize.
Love flew from her home in New York to Los Angeles three times, on her own dime, for separate auditions and tapings of “Wings of Voice,” which was filmed on an HBO soundstage in Hollywood. She waited in line with more than a thousand aspiring singers, performed for judges and made it to the top 50.
But one day before her final taping, Love made a shocking discovery: It was all fake. “Wings of Voice” was not a real singing competition. Instead, the show was an elaborate stunt devised by comedic mastermind Nathan Fielder, orchestrated solely for the purpose of making a tangential point in his social experiment series on HBO, “The Rehearsal.”
Full story here: wp.me/pc8uak-1lFMrb
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