Hello hoomans! I am blessing you with my twitter presence. You are welcome 🥰 Also, here is a cute picuture of me when I had only very very few toothies #dogsoftwitter #labrador

👋Hi frienz, It's my Birthday today -- I turns 1!!!🎉 Where are my treaties? the bone-cookie I ates in 2min🥰😋 #dog #labrador #birthday

We received some beautiful flowers 💐 You might think it’s the smell what got ⁦@labradorarkady⁩ interested — nope, hahah she is trying to eat them 🥲

This is my puppy girl ⁦@labradorarkady⁩. Lots of you have been asking me today about her. She has had an amazing day with her sitter and lots of other dogs — look how tired she looks 😁❤️ (Also she weighs 29kg and there is no way I would bring her along)

Who? Me????

Someone was very happy to see me again ❤️ I missed my little munchy ⁦@labradorarkady⁩ You all are great but munchy is 🔥❤️

Here is another smiling one on today’s walk 🥰❤️ ⁦@labradorarkady⁩

My puppy ⁦@labradorarkady⁩ discovered Linky 😱🫣 Zee is already a beloved toy (and it’s super durable 😅🤫) She also got the CNCF bandana — will post later hahah ❤️

Easter is cancelled this year. @labradorarkady ate the Easter bunny 🥚🐇

It’s Puppy-Post Friday! 💃 When I first got kidnapped from my mum and uncles, I was the same size as my now favourite stuff toy 🤭 Look at my puppy belly!!!!

I’m back folks, it has been a while, my hooman was too lazy to post on multiple accounts 🙄

Deciding to welcome a dog into your home is a life changing event. Those that have dogs can separate their life into B.C. and A.D. Before Canine and After Dog. If you are thinking about getting a dog, this read is for you. A dog isn't an easy pet. If you want an easy pet, get a pet rock. Dogs are kids. That's the best way to describe them to people who don't have dogs. They aren't human kids obviously, but they are perpetual children that live in your house. This means you get the absolute chaos that comes with toddlers when the dog is a puppy. Can you reason with a toddler? Not really, it's more of a hostage negotiation. Example: "I have this treat here so you don't bite Grandma, please don't bite Grandma. Ok you bit Grandma, now you need to go to time out to think about why you bit Grandma. Oh, you are biting me now. Great." Will a toddler flush your keys down the toilet and set fire to the house if you don't watch them? Most assuredly. Will a puppy eat all your shoes, fall down stairs, and poop on your carpet? That will happen if you don't watch them. Or it will still happen even if you are watching them like a hawk. Toddlers and puppies could teach espionage agents about silent poop strikes. As the puppy ages, it will be less toddler like and more childlike. Do you see kids at Walmart that are knocking over mannequins and yeeting sodastream bottles across the aisles? How about the kids racing in shopping carts that run down senior citizens in motorized scooters? Yeah? You've seen those kids? Guess what. An untrained dog can be a terror just like children who were raised without boundaries and expectations. A well trained dog takes a TON of work. Bunsen and Beaker are trained, but not "well" trained. Our family put in hours and hours with them in obedience classes and work at home so they mostly listen. If you are planning to get a dog and just hope for the best, chances are that dog will become a nightmare for you and others. Kinda like the kids in the movie theatre throwing popcorn at the screen and cooking bacon on their smuggled in George Forman grill. Finally that dog will age. It will get old. It will need care that is time consuming and expensive. You MUST be their for that dog at that time and you must save up for that time. The dog will then die and for a time it will destroy you. Here in lies the conclusion of this post. Despite all this insanity of eaten drywall and mooselegs, and eventual sadness, that dog will be the best thing in your life. A dog is the only thing on Earth that loves YOU more than anything else. That is the reward of having a dog in your family. Every amazing reward in your life will cost you something. Be prepared. It's worth it.

I have no idea how I gots mud on my belly — who would know? 🤷‍♀️ Happy New Year my furry friends — may you get all the treaties and find all the stickies that you deserve 🥰❤️ #dogtwitter #labrador

To anyone wondering what my 2023 goals are 👇🏻 Arkady and I are going to perfect our performance 💁🏻‍♀️

We went for a longer walkie and FIRST time off-lead -- this is how I sits when we came back 😝off to my nappy nap now😴 * Yellow Labrador puppy with pink collar, sitting like a human on the sofa, tired eyes

On Christmas I eats mud 🥰 #dogsoftwitter #dogtwitter #labrador * close up shot of yellow Labrador puppy looking to the right with a slightly open, very muddy mouth

Merry Christmas my doggos frenz 🥰💝 I hope your servants are giving you lots of treaties and toys today 🎄🎁 #dogtwitter #dogsoftwitter #labrador * yellow Labrador puppy sitting on grey blanket on the sofa with a green bandana reading “Merry Christmas” and a little ⛄️

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO TREATIES FOR US"????

My very festive crate — nearly ate all the treaties from my ⁦@ButternutBox⁩ calendar 🥰🎄 PS servant took photo because she was very proud of changing the bed cover after I started consuming the old one 😃 * dog crate with small Christmas tree and red advent calendar

I am really not sure why my servant made me have a bath yesterday if I’m covered in mud today lol #labrador #puppy #dogsoftwitter * yellow Labrador puppy from the side, looking sideways and grinning I to the camera while chewing on a tiny stick