fullstack web dev & devops I am nowhere. I am anywhere. I am everywhere. I am here. I am the one with the way of the ninja.

Maldives
As I throw away every hope of what could be a very successful career abroad with "them"... we will remember, those who supported them, those who stayed silent, as they told blatant lies, commit crimes in broad daylight, those who refused to help or support the actual victims
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Working 8-4 instead of 9-5 is actually life changing ngl
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I can not imagine another life 😬
I’m so jealous of mfs who work from home y’all can do laundry, fuck & go to the store like nothing happened
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I’m so jealous of mfs who work from home y’all can do laundry, fuck & go to the store like nothing happened
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The 20k now is 10k 3 months ago, when I stopped playing 💀
cs2 premiere is so funny bc every rank is just another tier of silver elite master until you decide one day to never play it again and get on faceit lmao
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cs2 premiere is so funny bc every rank is just another tier of silver elite master until you decide one day to never play it again and get on faceit lmao
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Buddy, wouldn't that be nice 🙄
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Have y’all ever realized what “strap on” spells backwards?
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To get League of Legends and Valorant onto Omarchy, it'll help to have good friends at Tencent!
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how useful is the bml credit card rewards? something for platinum and above card owners, otherwise its negligible spend 17k on a gold card and get 150rf or $10 spend 33k on a plat and get 300rf or $20 spend 40k on an inf and get 450rf or $30....
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You never know bro, she could be into chopped broke guys. Shoot your shot
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This has to be one of my top 3 memes ever
jess 𖤓
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lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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my credo
lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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Being an adult is simply saying, “After this week, things will slow down!” Over and over until you die.
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The 20–25 age range is wild 😭 You have friends who are married, friends who are unemployed, and friends who are at work 24/7. 😭😭
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Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).
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you're either good at math or you have a gf
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"What are you doing?" - "Oh just playing a Switch game."
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Deleting Instagram did NOTHING to improve my productivity. I now doomscroll on Google Maps.
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