When pitching a screenplay, I was taught to mention comparable movies, to give the evaluator an idea of what my movie might be about. But then, the (paid) feedback is that it doesn’t sound like anything new because of the aforementioned comps. Hollywood, make it make sense.

Thanksgiving is coming, which means thousands of perfectly good turkeys are about to be submerged in buckets, coolers, and questionable refrigerator arrangements. Before you sacrifice half your fridge to a vat of saltwater, we'd like to introduce you to dry brining. No sloshing. No giant bucket. Just a little salt, some patience, and science doing what science does best: making dinner better. I explain why dry brining works, how long it takes, and why your turkey might already have enough salt in it. Read: amazingribs.com/tested-recip… Question: Are you Team Wet Brine, Team Dry Brine, or Team Whatever Was on the Package? #ThanksgivingTurkey #DryBrining #BBQScience #Meathead #TurkeyTips #AmazingRibs

Perfect solution for those left over snickers bars from yesterday. Ah, making cookies on a blustery, rainy day in Arizona.

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I’m just so glad Airmen didn’t have iPhones when I was in. Man I don’t know how supervisors and commanders do it!

My boy’s chat, full of long time cardinals fans:

So are the AZ Cardinals going to pick the Ohio State WR Smith with the first pick of the draft?

His “HERE WE GOOOOO” cadence is what is embarrassing.

OMG I’ve done this before. I told them they looked like the fucking Keystone Kops out there. However, comma, if I found out that one of the Airmen secretly video taped it, I would pull his arms off most quickly. I don’t know how NCOs deal with kids and their phones nowadays.

We put a massive dent in the yellow butterfly population along interstate 8 between Gila Bend and Yuma. But Jodi’s ride is nice and clean now, and I have yellow butterfly guts under my fingernails. So I’ve got that going for me.

Clemson vs Cal, in Berkeley, California (west coast). A classic Atlantic Coast Conference matchup. Please make it make sense. I remember when college football was good. And Clemson mattered. Now they’re losing a 7pm Friday night game in California. College football sucks.

Man I loved Candlebox. Too bad they didn’t have any more albums. A typical one hit wonder? What do you think?

I wouldn’t want him to be traded, however, if they do, then trade with the Colts!

I have the #4 QB #1 RB #1 WR #1 Rookie #1 Kicker #1 Defense But I’m still sure my team will lose this weekend. @SleeperNFL

In their defense, they were respecting him by leaving within 5 seconds of the play being over.

Reminds me of being stationed in Korea in 1994. Everyone and I mean everyone had a jacket like this (handmade by local merchants).

BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

I’ve been saying this for years

You're welcome. 🫡🇺🇸

We’ve never seen anything like this before. A man was conscripted into jury duty by the government. He performed his civic duty and followed his conscience, refusing to acquit a woman who confessed to systematically executing her three children. The defense attorney immediately launched a public smear campaign against the juror. Soon several other jurors joined the campaign. Then the media. Even the defense attorney’s wife has joined. Now they’re doxxing the man, digging into his past, contacting his family, showing up at his house. All of this both to punish him for refusing to go with their program, and to pollute any future jury pool by making it clear that anyone who votes to convict Clancy will have their life destroyed. It’s truly one of the most outrageously evil things we’ve ever seen from the Left, and that’s saying something. A direct assault on the integrity of our justice system. They are burning down every boundary and standard in their path. And doing it all for the sake of a child murdering psychopath. Unfathomable.

Over the years I’ve seen numerous F-16s return from flight missing doors and panels that had been left open. But never a tow bar. Granted, an F-16 towbar is fifteen feet long and has wheels.