chaotic good hacker of computers who adheres to the common stereotypes of people who are hackers of computers. Once-MD of ; DROP TABLE "Companies"; Ltd

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please don't call me a beta male, i am at least a release candidate
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If you feel so strongly about this, why not vote on the bill?
Since when was strangulation called ‘breath-play’?! There is absolutely nothing playful AT ALL about someone trying to strangle you while having sex, when you didn’t ask for it, didn’t consent and are scared for your life. WTAF…
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We need to do something about the Liberal Democrats forgetting they were once a civil liberty party yes But first we need to do something about MPs having Very Strong Opinions on socials about things they did not have strong opinions about in their role as elected officials
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Billion? Like with a B?
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This computer money sure is better At being stolen
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How does every person making this point miss that the modern slang term is using it as a gerund? Yes, everyone is familiar with "you're cooked" since forever. Now find "he's cooking" somewhere in Tolkein.
Tolkien used 'cooked' in precisely the modern sense.
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I’m so gonna live forever 😆
negative thinking destroys your brain being a silly goose and delusionally optimistic is the ultimate longevity hack
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The hardest part about finding vulnerabilities in security appliances is setting up and configuring the security appliances
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For clarity, this isn't a subtweet at Sophos, whose appliance was actually quite nice to set up - it's the next one
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Now you stop that :'(
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has anyone noticed that GLM is terminally incapable of using `rg` (specifically) properly it's actually kind of funny, i swear like half my token spend is the agent beating itself with paddles at how bad at using rg it is everytime it re-discovers that it sucks at it
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WAIT! I messed up rg again. I NEED TO STOP DOING THAT
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did @burntsushi5 put some kind of anti-AI logic in rg to do this
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We need inflation-adjusted CVE growth
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The dumbest part of this is that even if you don't care about being a misogynist shitlord (and you should), you're also admitting you never came across @alisaesage's work before, so I know you don't know the field you claim superiority in either This self-own happens a lot
Raising public awareness on cybersecurity misogyny
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My Roman Empire is that due to a particular British PSA, many people I've met have thought the mnemonic for reacting to a stroke is FIRE instead of FAST (including me) And I really wonder how many people have been in that situation like WHATS THE I AGAIN? SHIT I FORGET
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If your ad is going to have a four letter word beginning with F as a mnemonic I would suggest it would be good if everything wasn't on fire
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LLMs are great at finding bugs, but so are fuzzers. @5aelo compared the vulnerabilities found in V8 by BigSleep, an agentic system, with those found by the Fuzzilli fuzzer. projectzero.google/2026/10/f…
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Remember when everyone talked about abolishing ICE and the pearls were clutched over how they're definitely a very important and serious organisation that the mere suggestion of dissolving is unthinkable because of how important and serious they are Anyway "fake and gay"
Fake & Gay! Moussa Diawara, the Malian national featured in this shockingly poorly researched @60Minutes report, now faces allegations of immigration FRAUD after his asylum application surfaced, revealing that he claimed to be a HOMOSEXUAL man who feared persecution in Mali. Read more ⬇️
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Nothing ever changes
Fun fact: `--dangerously-skip-permissions` doesn't actually approve EVERYTHING—we still block some obvious things like `rm -rf ~`. But today's release will let you disable this if you really want, by setting a new env var `CLAUDE_CODE_EVEN_MORE_DANGEROUSLY_SKIP_PERMISSIONS=1`
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