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NYC via LA
Bad news for all my haters.
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You know I was just thinking about how nice it would be to be a regular at a restaurant somewhere, especially after reading Tina Brown’s latest Fresh Hell substack article about one of her happy place restaurants in New York closing down.
My favorite restaurant in Brooklyn personally inviting me to their 10 year anniversary celebration this afternoon……..this is why it pays to be a regular lol
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I’m tipsy and fed and SO HAPPY what a fun party
My favorite restaurant in Brooklyn personally inviting me to their 10 year anniversary celebration this afternoon……..this is why it pays to be a regular lol
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Man what 😭😭😭😭😭
if I had super powers, I would give a nigga roaches but he cant see them or feel them, but everyone else can
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You know when ur peeing and it shifts gears
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THE LAST PIC OH
ZARA LARSSON and Her Boyfriend Lamin Holmen at a Beach in Miami
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Wait why are French and Japanese ppl beefing on here lol
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Okay
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” during rally in Port Huron, Michigan: “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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Don’t deglaze your pan. Deglazing the fond was invented in Park Slope in 2006. Don’t replace our culture never add salt
That’s the good stuff! Throw some wine and/or chicken stock in there with some butter!!!
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Replying to @offbeatorbit
These people know nothing of fond
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Sorry for #vagueposting. I’ll make sure everyone has the exact coordinates of the place I’m talking about ASAP!!! 😓
My favorite restaurant in Brooklyn personally inviting me to their 10 year anniversary celebration this afternoon……..this is why it pays to be a regular lol
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My favorite restaurant in Brooklyn personally inviting me to their 10 year anniversary celebration this afternoon……..this is why it pays to be a regular lol
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They’re using Islamophobia against a Catholic Latina now.
ABBOTT: Gina Hinojosa supports Sharia Law
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You could be my black Elizabeth Holmes tonight
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New York plz go outside today
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NYC, the birthplace of punk and hip hop, famously a place where young people never socialized.
Tired of NYC just becoming “young person social life” meta-city.
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I remember someone talking about being Ghost Face for Halloween and I was thinking, “…Killah?”
Ngl I grew up calling “Ghost Face” Scream. I did not know this nigga name was ghost face
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i love gay halloween cause wdym
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Because people were being entitled babies in my mentions and it’s a Sunday afternoon and I’m about to be Outside
Lmao it’s deleted now
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The reason no one is blaming North Africans for the riots in Italy is that you can't even tell them apart
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