Ashley Reese@offbeatorbit

Writer. Widow. Worrywart. Hates mint chocolate. Got the girlies pressed. #fuckcancer 💌 BAD BRAIN newsletter ↴

 NYC via LA
ashleyreese.substack.com
Joined February 2009
My favorite restaurant in Brooklyn personally inviting me to their 10 year anniversary celebration this afternoon……..this is why it pays to be a regular lol
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i will talk about svu with anyone who has eyes and/or ears
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Because they’re glorified gangs. Next question.
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LOL?
Jinifer@Jiniferl5hv
Oct 22
Show me your dick
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My dad turned 82 today : )
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: ) 🐛
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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Oct 21
JD Vance: "Now the media and the Democrats in the state of Ohio are obsessed because Vivek Ramaswamy had the audacity to run a TV commercial which calls it out like it is and calls Amy Acton a liar"
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Goodnight 😘
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Interesting.
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Replying to @parasocialyte
I’m sorry……..love you Ernie but…….also…….😔
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thought about this again and burst out laughing
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I liked my outfit yesterday 🍂
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Moved my car for alt side right as the traffic cop was about to put a ticket on my car
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Damn. Now what?
Aflaha 🛐@afl4ha
Oct 19
People not from nyc always got something to say lol
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I understand people wanting to let some steam off about neighborhoods changing, but sometimes you guys just come across like
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And on that note, happy bday Rob ❤️‍🩹 miss you
Ashley Reese@offbeatorbit
Oct 18
It’s so funny to me that he and Rob have the same bday
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the sound I just made dhdkdkdkkd
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He is so funny that even when I disagree I laugh
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I can’t do this rn
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Replying to @radicalroni
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HoosierGuy@liberal_hoosier
Oct 14
Replying to @617Muse @reesetheone1
Say hello to President Vance then. Most Americans don’t support Hamas.
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Liam@Hamasnik2
Oct 14
That's not a response bitch
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bryce@ethicalyaoifan
Oct 13
ngl watching Japanese women’s wrestling might be the move bc holy fuck this sequence is diabolical
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Julian Andreone
@JulianAndreone
Oct 9
Hahahaha
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Putting “I Who Have Never Known Men” in the category of appealing to a broad audience, prioritizing accessibility, and having minimal literary merit is wild.
mar@onlytheblye
Oct 9
reminded me of this TikTok and how it’s spread into the way certain books are marketed. and spoiler alert, it’s mostly female authors that are being grouped under those categories
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IM SORRY LEMME DROP THAT KITTY REAL QUICK I TAKE IT BACK
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Replying to @SailorSammy93
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Yesssss! Yippee!!!!!!!!
Nico@Nicowunt
Oct 7
Replying to @ZombieJohnGotti @FreddyLA7
You mean an evil fag forced a school to be integrated at gunpoint
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Real, I say, as a member of the 3 movies a year crowd who watched Digger lol
Carlos@MattBlakeStan
Oct 7
Hilarious that you think the 3 movies a year crowd watched Digger
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Wait for it LOL
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Anyway, a man pushed a 23-year-old woman named Nathaly Ramirez off a 15 story balcony in the Bronx the other night. Her baby was in her arms. Nathaly died. The baby survived but is in critical condition. Domestic violence is a scourge and it’s all too common. Disgusting.
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Anyway today is my mom’s 74th bday : )
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Me On Here today:
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