spending my saturday on rocket league

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soft lighting loud laugh. would you come sit with me
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Escaped the data center bombings in Russia, did you? Off you go.
Replying to @stevendeknight
You're a POS woke f@g that ruined spartacus and no wonder you have a massive case of TDS. You are the woke mind virus on full display.
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One of the smartest men I’ve known who worked for a very big finance corporation in a very senior position told a group of us in a meeting not to plan on social security because it would be long gone by the time we were eligible and I’ve sort of always worked under the assumption he’s right.
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I’m very good at making a quiet night feel intentional. Less good at admitting I’d cancel my plans to be someone’s favorite part of theirs.
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I’m trying to become the sort of person who leaves a party before she starts wondering who noticed she was there. Still working on the leaving part.
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A nation of paunchy dullards.
You’re in a fucking cult!
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That tweet concerning Ed Shames, serves to remind me of just how exceptionally blessed I have been throughout my life to this point; the events I have witnessed; the remarkable list of the good and the great I have encountered and spent time with. So very thankful for all of it.
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I like the tiny pause before someone says goodbye, when neither of us has quite decided whether to make the evening longer. My favorite kind of indecision, honestly.
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It’s never too late to enjoy football. A season I will never forget. I love you @gomvfc! 💙 THANK YOU Australia 🇦🇺 @aleaguemen
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Welcome to Jacksonville FL !!! @ionnaofficial The buildout continues with this brand new station that opened just 8 days ago. What an interesting entrance I just made!
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I keep saying I’m staying in, but I haven’t changed out of the clothes that make me feel a little difficult to forget. For no reason in particular, obviously.
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I was going to have a quiet night, then caught myself choosing music like someone might be listening from the next room. Apparently solitude has a dress code too.
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Replying to @candvbmw
Fab. The German accent is interesting, though 😉
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Fascist doing fascist shit.
Brazilian corporate paramilitary thugs are currently stationed at USPS facilities in Atlanta, Chicago, Denver, Indianapolis, Phoenix, San Diego, & Tampa to “guard”mail ballots. There’s no USPS or govt control of them — they’re private fascist mercenaries, Brazilian contractors.
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I used to think having options made dating feel lighter. Mostly it made me treat every decent connection like a draft I could keep revising. There’s something calming about letting a good thing be good.
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Girl lunch ✨ Ginger soy stir fry chicken, peppers, green onion over purple sweet potato and topped with the rest of the green onion Don’t be a fatty! Eat clean! Bonus pup in the background waiting for me to throw him some scraps. ✨
And for yourself clearly… fatty.
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I’ve been playing MiO (memories in orbit) lately with my son and decided to do this little flip!
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Which boxer had the best uppercut in boxing history?
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Replying to @Ar_senalXtra_
Yo no creo que sea Arteta, los equipos le juegan muy distinto a Arsenal, muy pocas veces da chance ver goles de campo como los hace Suecia.
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