SQL Server DBA in the Metro Atlanta area, moves electrons for a living. I do deranged things in SQL Server...so you don't have to.
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There's still time! SQLTrain 2025 registration is open until November 9! If you are attending #SQLSaturday Oregon/Washington and traveling to #PASSDataCommunitySummit, why not take the train? #SQLTrain2025 is here: eventbrite.com/e/sql-train-2… #SQLFamily
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SQLTrain 2025 registration is open until November 9! If you are attending #SQLSaturday Oregon/Washington and traveling to #PASSDataCommunitySummit, why not take the train? #SQLTrain2025 is here: eventbrite.com/e/sql-train-2… #SQLFamily
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Sorry for the late reply, if you need a video: piped.video/watch?v=qI7YzTq-…
And don't just limit yourself to spaces, there's a whole world of Unicode spaces available!
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Pure Storage and AI image generation helps you slay futuristic monsters while slimming and toning face and body! #PASSDataSummit
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So kinda bummed I had to drive to the Lofoten Islands today in nasty weather, was hoping to get nice sunny photos. Anyway, I got to the place I'm staying and here's the view from my window
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I'm now drinking coffee in @BuckWoodyMSFT and @grrl_geek quantities. Well, @BuckWoodyMSFT / @grrl_geek shot sizes anyway. #DataSatOslo
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I really like this one:
piped.video/upIlhve5r-g
Not really cheesy though.
#sqldjs
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Found: baby clothespin, possibly abandoned. Looking for a loving family and a forever home. Fully housebroken, has all its shots. #AdoptAClothespin
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We're migrated to STD ED, tuning multi-hour ETL jobs down to seconds, now dealing with 10M+ row MERGE statements across 4-part linked server joins that run hourly...
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Then there's
SELECT GETDATE() + GETDATE()
And if you're into "experimentation":
SELECT GETDATE() + GETUTCDATE()
/apologies to @greglow
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There's a few good ones in here:
piped.video/watch?v=Wx9536Tt…
Good to hear from you :)
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are you familiar with:
piped.video/WkYqHWThIpA
He does reviews of all kinds of coffee stuff, anything coffee really
I think I posted this here before, but it's been too long if I did:
piped.video/watch?v=0iFBXjRb…
#sqldjs
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