90s Millennial who had unsupervised Internet access in 2008, and grew up to be a polarizing deviant leftist autistic woman dual-wielding shitposting & sincerity

not a bit! i’m just like this.
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I just have so much to say
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Breaking the news to a hung virgin that he’ll never be able to rush into sex like they do in porn because his dick is simply too big to shove it in all at once
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Real “Good news, bad news…” type of conversation!
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Autism having a high chance of making you need to clear your throat all the time is one of those higher-level bits of information you just have to find out for yourself (ASD is often comorbid with EDS; EDS is often comorbid with reflux, since it weakens the esophageal sphincter)
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Throat clearing? Heartburn? Upset tummy? Stretchy, fragile skin? Sore joints? Flat feet? Anterior pelvic tilt (your abdomen sticks out because your lower back curves forward)? Oops, all autism! (Or at least highly correlated with ASD, haha)
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re: this credit card convo: We can't act like they're not predatory, because they absolutely are. They're a nightmare if you're bad with money. But if you're good with money or just have enough funds to pay off your card in full every month, the perks are nice. It is what it is.
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Problematic height gap couples especially! One of them is like 6’4”/193cm and the other is 4’11”/150cm?? HOW DO THEY DO IT?????????
I wish it was appropriate to ask couples what kind of sex they be having.
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It blows my mind that clearly Google reruns the prompt whenever someone searches, have they forgotten about caching
I will keep that in mind
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Radfems love to fall for the common misconception that in a truly consensual sexual encounter where a man is dominating a woman, the person who’s in control is the man
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I miss "ugly" but aggressively functional website UI. one million times nicer to use than today's bloated bullshit
On this day 19 years ago, the internet ordered "None Pizza With Left Beef".
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You deserve compensation if this keeps happening: 1. You accurately characterize how good you are at something? Socially punished for supposedly being arrogant. 2. You hold others to standards you already meet? Seen as unreasonable for not accurately perceiving your advantages.
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Anyway, the “contradiction” is resolved once you realize it’s not about merit, but rather who’s allowed to HAVE merit. If you’re too low on a social totem pole, then displays of talent from you are incongruous, so they make people uncomfortable by disrupting predictability.
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It’s not “You have x amount of merit, so you’re held in y amount of esteem.” It’s “You’re held in y amount of esteem, so you must have x amount of merit.” And if you overtly surpass the expected amount of merit, you’re throwing the social situation into chaos. Rocking the boat.
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Happy 48th birthday to the talented Dionne Quan. The voice actress, who is legally blind, read her scripts in Braille.
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i hate intrusive thoughts cause i held my boyfriend’s p*nis like a microphone, and said: “reporting live from the BBC” lmao
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If you let it get far enough, any human contact makes you feel like a rabid animal that needs to be immediately sedated/put down
Of course so many straight single men behave… Like That. They’re going on YEARS of touch starvation because they’ve been conditioned to believe that any but the most basic and brief physical affection between adults is inherently sexual.
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I’m SO glad AI didn’t become a thing till we had competent legislators to pass new laws to appropriately regulate AI usage, training, and operation. Sure would be bad if legislatures totally dropped the ball on protecting jobs, artists’ intellectual property, and the environment!
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Of course so many straight single men behave… Like That. They’re going on YEARS of touch starvation because they’ve been conditioned to believe that any but the most basic and brief physical affection between adults is inherently sexual.
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