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RAISED BY WOLVES hive, our time is nigh!

Worth remembering

“Holy shit it’s Viper!” R.I.P. to Tom Skerritt, ace actor and Detroit legend. Still surprised PICKET FENCES never picked up a second life on streaming.

The Russians hacked Jared's phone. Then Dutch cyberspies reverse-engineered that hack, giving them unprecedented access to his world. Bananas story here in @VanityFair

When first reported, 2025’s jobs reports added up to 1.2 million new jobs. After revisions, the economy added just 116,000 — 90% less.

This is what TOTAL HUMILIATION looks like: JD Vance attempted to greet Cincinnati Bengals players in the locker room and got snubbed and ghosted by every single player except one.

There is something deeply wrong with a political system that allows one trillionaire to buy his own personal U.S. Senator.

A billionaire wanted a pardon. His family gave a $50 million deal to Alina Habba, a lawyer with close ties to President Trump. nyti.ms/4zNq59Z

The Republican Party is becoming the party of corruption and immorality, with self-dealing, philandering, and perversion omnipresent among the party’s Senate candidates and in the Trump administration. washingtonexaminer.com/in_fo…

Either the President was lying or Musk was lying, but the decision to slow down satellite speed and access has life or death consequences for Ukraine. This deserves a full investigation by the Senate. Elon Musk should be compelled to testify before Congress and under oath. National security decisions should be made in our national security interests, and not based on the personal whim of an unstable executive.

Wow @marcorubio straight lied about the admin’s biggest donor’s complicity in the murder of Ukrainian children

Incredible scoop by my @WSJ colleagues: Elon Musk ordered the slowdown of a military-grade version of Starlink relied on by Ukraine, a decision that sparked panic in Kyiv and confusion inside the Trump administration. wsj.com/world/ukraine-starli…

BREAKING WSJ: Elon Musk ordered the slowdown of the military-grade version of Starlink that Ukraine relied on. wsj.com/world/ukraine-starli…

Netflix with some Nolan-esque moves h/t @MattBelloni

So, 800k thousand jobs were fake.

The fact that Mike Johnson is intentionally keeping congress from convening while the president commits blatant treason with Russia, is also blatantly treasonous.

10 years ago today, the third and final Clinton v Trump debate, with the famous “puppet” exchange about Putin:

News: Netflix’s film chief Dan Lin was fired this weekend, per sources. New leadership will be named later by new content chief Peter Rice. Netflix declining to comment.