You make me feel like a bug who’s lived a full life
Michigan, USA
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We are mere days away from him talking about having gay sex
Trump: "I met the owner of the restaurant. He said, 'Mr. President, I'd like to kiss you.' He's a very powerful man. I don't want this guy kissing me, but he's a powerful, influential man.
He said, 'Sir, I want to kiss you.' I said, 'Why?'
He said, 'Sir, I really want to kiss you.'
So I said, 'No, thank you.'"
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(saluting) i hereby present you with the letterboxd genius award for the heroic act of watching a movie. this country is forever in your debt
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Making a speakeasy for weed and you gotta go out to some spot in the woods near a bunch of cans and trash that’s lost its color to time
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Sorry ma’am your son died in operation fall from a really high place and die
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