Marathon runner, public transit fan, supporter of DC craft beer, and tweeter of Robert's Rules. Former ANC Commissioner 2016-2022. @anotherjonah.bsky.social

Petworth, Washington DC
Replying to @CM_McDuffie
I sent @CM_McDuffie my 25th request. His staff told me there have been "technical difficulties" preventing him from receiving and/or responding. I recommended we ask OCTO to help him. Below is how long it has taken my six Councilmembers to respond:
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Every time Kriston posts this he is advocating to let neighborhood associations be party to zoning and ABCA cases to oppose restaurants and housing they don't like. ANCs are one of the only things that protect us from small reactionary associations blocking vibrant communities.
DC could go even further and abolish ANCs too. Smaller wards, more responsive and professionalized legislature
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I think I accidentally joined a bike parade this afternoon with Monica (who may not be on here anymore).
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When you are running for the ANC seat representing Sherman Circle and pick up the pirate house endorsement that is some good campaigning.
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Taunya Martin, ANC 4C07 candidate, claiming neighbors sharing documents about her abusive behavior to DC government employees are actually people who don't even live in DC. Very strange to think anyone outside the neighborhood cares about an ANC race let alone another state.
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NEW: @ANC2B gets it. DC911/@OUC_DC is not effectively serving the public. They have told @CMBrookePinto and @MayorBowser they want to see a transparent and accountable OUC that responds to and investigates complaints from anyone (as the law states). They want an agency that doesn't exempt itself "from sunshine or government transparency laws." ANC 2B also supports the passage of the bill that gives the @dcfireems Medical Director the final say over all things EMS at DC911. Other ANCs, please take note and be heard on this issue. You are the key to OUC reform. #FixDC911 @CMRobertWhiteDC @AnitaBondsDC @Janeese4DC @CMZParker5 @CHenderson @charlesallen @ChmnMendelson @BrianneKNadeau @CMFrumin @CMWendellFelder @CMBrookePinto @tweetelissa @RiniSampath @goodweather4dc @cuneytdil @EmmaUber7 @TheArtist_MBS @oigdc @kpattdc @dclinenews @tomsherwood @NFTC_News @RamirezReports @SegravesNBC4 @ANCCostello @johnson4b06 @ANCJonah @MayorBowser @SafeDC @theHillisHome @PoPville @abeaujon @SchreiberSara @CapitalJeff @Brightwoodian @AlexKomaDC @maustermuhle
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How soon until someone in a federal role sees a mistake DC911 makes near the White House or the Mall and calls for hearings and federal oversight.
NEW: The building hit by a vehicle this morning with people injured was just outside of a White House checkpoint, but DC911/@OUC_DC dispatched 13 @dcfireems units 17 blocks away. They lost 15 minutes. Even after getting the correct location, dispatchers still blew the address two more times. Details, radio traffic, and video here: statter911.com/2026/10/27/dc… #FixDC911 @AnitaBondsDC @Janeese4DC @CMZParker5 @CHenderson @charlesallen @ChmnMendelson @BrianneKNadeau @CMFrumin @CMWendellFelder @CMBrookePinto @tweetelissa @RiniSampath @goodweather4dc @cuneytdil @EmmaUber7 @TheArtist_MBS @oigdc @kpattdc @dclinenews @tomsherwood @NFTC_News @RamirezReports @SegravesNBC4 @ANCCostello @johnson4b06 @ANCJonah @MayorBowser @SafeDC @theHillisHome @PoPville @abeaujon @SchreiberSara @CapitalJeff @Brightwoodian @AlexKomaDC @maustermuhle
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If you haven't voted yet there are some good candidates and not great ones running in a few contacted ANC races. See the thread for info on these seats: 1B03 1B05 3/4G03 3/4G05 4C07 5B05 5C02 5E01 5E02 5E06 6D03 #ANCRacesToWatch
There are 345 ANC districts. While their power is limited they do play an important role in transportation improvements, housing/zoning, and alcohol and cannabis licenses. This thread lists the most impactful competitive ANC races in the November elections. #ANCRacesToWatch
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Replying to @CMRobertWhiteDC
While I welcome the withdrawal, we need procedural changes and accountability to ensure legislation that directly impacts ANCs is accessibly by ANCs before it reaches a hearing. ANCs already serve without pay, and many of us had to take leave from our paid jobs to be there.
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Yes, those yuppie parent groups that talk about navigating DCPS school lotteries, offer tips for finding summer camps, arrange support to walk students home from school to protect them from ICE, and give away clothes and shoes their kids outgrow.
This is the most Petworth yuppie sentence of all time
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If you live near me in 4C06 I am supporting John Qua for our ANC seat. John's campaign site if you want to read up on him more: sites.google.com/view/jq-for…
If you live near me in ANC 4C06 I hope you vote for John Qua. I met John through safe streets advocacy work and have been impressed. Our current Commissioner seems fine but has never responded to any emails I sent them. I've heard the same from other neighbors. That's not ok.
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There are 345 ANC districts. While their power is limited they do play an important role in transportation improvements, housing/zoning, and alcohol and cannabis licenses. This thread lists the most impactful competitive ANC races in the November elections. #ANCRacesToWatch
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3 of the 4 races in this @51stnews article are covered in my #ANCRacesToWatch list 4C07 - Lionel Dripps (good) vs Taunya Martin (bad) 3/4G05 - Karrenthya Simmons (good) vs Wei Torti 5B05 - Michael Chaney (good) vs John Feeley (bad), Rachel Williams (bad) 51st.news/dc-election-2026-a…
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A honorable mention #ANCRacesToWatch is Katie Henke running in 6D03. I don't know much about her but have been reading her substack posts and I am very impressed with how thorough her policy ideas are for an ANC race. She seems great: katie6d03.substack.com/p/an-…
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The ANC 4C07 election is featured here. #Petworth
I never thought I’d see the phrase “fuck you, you dirty bitch” on a piece of political mail…but that’s the wild world of ANC elections for you. From bike lane diatribes in Petworth to MAGA vibes in Brookland, I took a tour of the strangest ANC races on the ballot this year:
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3. In 5B05 there is an open ANC seat. Michael Chaney (good), Rachel Williams (good) and John Feeley (bad) are running. Feeley has long fought against building anything at 901 Monroe St NE across from the Brookland metro arguing it would be taller a school built in 1891.
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Head of DC OUC (311/911) in DC is leaving her job in January. ANC commissioners have struggled to get answers on disturbing non-response and misrouting incidents from the agency. Lots of stonewalling. For us in 5F, the District Dogs bungled emergency response stands out.
NEW: DC911/@OUC_DC Director Heather McGaffin has been appointed as the Director of the Department of Emergency and Customer Communications for the City of Alexandria, VA starting January 4th. City Manager James Parajon says he looks to McGaffin "to strengthen our 911 and 311 services." According to sources, McGaffin knew she was not likely to be in the plans of the incoming administration. Sources inside OUC have said for a while it appeared McGaffin was preparing her exit. Today, she emailed OUC workers that January 2nd would be her official last day leading the troubled 911 and 311 call centers. #FixDC911
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And @joe5f6, since you mentioned District Dogs: Remember DC911/@OUC_DC Director Heather McGaffin is still withholding the document from District Dogs demanded by @CMZParker5 and @CMBrookePinto. The reason it has never been released is because the computer timeline shows McGaffin and @mayorbowser failed to level with the public and the families of the ten dogs that drowned about OUC's mistakes. I have that document. It shows exactly what McGafffin refused to say publicly: The two initial 911 call-takers failed to immediately enter into the dispatch computer that there were people and dogs trapped in rapidly rising water. Without that crucial information, the dispatchers who took the blame for this tragic screw-up, couldn't possibly properly classify and dispatch the call. Maybe, before she leaves DC, McGaffin will do the decent thing and finally share the document and tell the families exactly what happened. All they asked for is the truth. Details here - statter911.com/2023/10/05/ne…
Head of DC OUC (311/911) in DC is leaving her job in January. ANC commissioners have struggled to get answers on disturbing non-response and misrouting incidents from the agency. Lots of stonewalling. For us in 5F, the District Dogs bungled emergency response stands out.
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Interesting: @limebike has banned 1,000 users in D.C. over the last month for violating rules on the use of its e-scooters and bikes, including underage users, dangerous riding, and more. This comes amidst concerns over improper use and rule-breaking on the bikes and scooters.
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.@amyactonoh on Vivek Ramaswamy's abhorrent campaign ad: "I won't normalize somebody who has said that my childhood is 'something I'm just complaining about,' who today, just released an ad using my birth mother, who I was removed from at the age of 12 for severe abuse and neglect and sexual abuse... The words our leaders use matter and I think it's gonna take courage right now from all of us to stop normalizing this sort of rhetoric."
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Leaf collection season is here. Once again zones A will go first and receive two collections while neighborhoods in zone D will go last and potentially not receive a second collection due to weather. @Janeese4DC a very simple policy fix here is to rotate starting zones each year.
As we get close to leaf collection season, here is a reminder that we could very easily rotate which zone starts, so zone D neighborhoods in each Ward aren't always last and impacted the most by winter weather. 🍂
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Helpful context for those wondering if this means violence interruption doesn't work: Johns Hopkins, which did the DC study, also did a Baltimore study in May 2026 and found that their data show their programs are working and reducing violence. publichealth.jhu.edu/center-…
Wrote about DC’s flagship violence intervention efforts, which have had glimmers of success but now leave almost no one happy. Researchers say they didn’t work, and now violence interrupters who risked their lives feel discarded by the government, too. washingtonsun.com/metro/dc-v…
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I am not making excuses for DCs programs. We know there is a mix of partial data and no public data. But it seems like if we wanted to make it work, provide more oversight, and lean into transparency, we could have violence prevention and intervention programs in DC that work.
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