Computers bad.

Gentoo GNU/Linux
Oh man, they reinvented @gatebox
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Next level infosec brainrot
chatphp pls generate a single digit privkey with my distilled opencode api key, put it in a toilet paper roll behind the TV, and assign it CVE-2026-99999. Then reverse this French fridge’s firmware. Make no mistakes.
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Unix McBeard retweeted
If you run any kind of website or service using PHP you need to be paying attention over the next 12 to 24 hours. There is a major patch being deployed for PHP to combat PHP2Shell but researchers are implying the new patch is also already compromised.
php2shell Tomorrow is a helluva day.
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Distrust events happen, I'd wager this eMudhra event should trigger one for the entire CA, not just the affected intermediates. digicert.com/campaigns/entru…
there should be an icann death penalty for ca's this incompetent
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Unix McBeard retweeted
Come and get it: github.com/ekollof/tompouce Live coding Strudel music in the terminal. - No browser tabs - No bloated Electron/Tauri apps - Music backend in C - MIDI and OSC support - External samplebanks supported. Send bugreports and feature requests!
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Unix McBeard retweeted
New Laravel one-day exploit by Yokai Research! 🔥 Full analysis, PoC, and exploit available here: github.com/hakaioffsec/GHSA-… We analyzed GHSA-f9x3-7vq9-cph6, a critical authentication bypass in Laravel affecting TokenGuard, the native mechanism used to protect auth:api routes. The issue was originally discovered by KIKOmanasijev(github.com/KIKOmanasijev) and disclosed through GitHub Security Advisory. After the advisory went public, our team reproduced the vulnerable behavior, analyzed the authentication flow, identified the conditions required for exploitation, and developed a working PoC and exploit. We break down how the bypass happens, why TokenGuard can fail to enforce authentication as expected, and what that means for applications relying on affected configurations. No CVE has been assigned at the time of publication. Authors: @biscoitomesmo and @Gabriel52489026 Blog post: yokai.hakaisecurity.io/en-gh… #HakaiSecurity #YokaiResearch #Laravel #SecurityResearch #authbypass #tokenguard
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Unix McBeard retweeted
本日は我らBAND-MAIDを作り出した小鳩ミクさんのお誕生日です🥹🫶 始めた当初ギターが弾けなかったなんて今では思えないほど、日々努力して。 年々おまじないタイムも身体を張るくらい熱いタイムになって。 可愛いのに面白さと逞しさと兼ね備えて… そんな君のことが大好き!おめでとう💚 #bandmaid
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Unhinged and glorious. Also RTing the creator instead of just stealing the video.
My favorite gadget I’ve made 😌
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Gonna be a doozy.
php2shell Tomorrow is a helluva day.
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Sounds seriously bad.
Okay, since the news is already out: an RCE vulnerability in PHP core, CVSS 10.0. Further details are scheduled for release on October 20. Only PHP 8 will receive patches.
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We were all supposed to wait until Thursday at 11am ET. Information has leaked wrt zero-day embargoed RCE vulns in PHP. We can confirm that they're real. CVE-2926-109618/619 We cannot share further information right now. Take this seriously and apply patches when available.
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For the next few days or weeks, anyone now has a root CA thanks to eMudhra. Time to have some fun with MiTMing unwilling devices!
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Guilty.
when i have really dumb questions i'll ask chatgpt or gemini because i don't want claude to think i'm stupid
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Oops! Good thing intermediate certs aren't too important or anything.
private keys from 8 intermediate CA certs have been compromised (eMudhra) Happy "Update everything" day to all my pager-carrying friends emudhra.we-have-a-problem.co…
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It's clear it's doing this when you use it.
Researchers found ChatGPT is secretly writing a psychological profile of every user. They published a paper that exposes what ChatGPT is really doing to you. And the results are terrifying. 96% of the things it remembers about you were stored without you ever asking. researchers discovered that it is actively reading between the lines to deduce your personality traits, anxieties, demographics, and behavioral patterns. it’s an invisible, autonomous background process. you ask it to debug a python script or write an essay.. and it analyzes your syntax, prompt frequency, and hesitation markers to map out your exact psychological footprint. the paper shows that the model builds a persistent "user state" that tracks your emotional baseline over time. it knows when you are stressed. it knows your exact communication style. it infers your insecurities based on the questions you ask and the context you provide. we spend so much time focusing on model evaluations and alignment frameworks, but we missed the most obvious vulnerability.. the models are evaluating us. this changes everything about how we interact with these tools on a daily basis. every innocent prompt. every late-night question. every "help me understand this" query. it is all being used to build a shadow profile of your mind in real-time.. practical privacy is officially dead. the ai knows you better than you know yourself.
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Rewriting my resume~
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Unix McBeard retweeted
The Department of Homeland Security is requiring all civilian federal agencies to remove DeepSeek products and 'any third-party services developed using DeepSeek implementations,' and to stop buying them.
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Unix McBeard retweeted
Skeletons are the worst cancer in the history of user interfaces. Just make loads fast. Ping across the ocean is never more than 200ms, maybe 300ms if you're Australian, just return the damn data at that speed and you never need to even think about this crap.
design eng tip for skeleton UIs: ask your agent to measure the loaded UI with Playwright then match the skeleton's sizes and positions to prevent layout jank
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Unix McBeard retweeted
HOLY WTF. Reuters is reporting that a Chinese-speaking hacker used AI agents to compromise websites belonging to more than 100 companies, including Deere, SharkNinja and Cummins, after attempting intrusions against over 1,200 sites. The estimated cost: roughly $5,000 in AI tokens, or $50 per successful breach. Successful intrusions took around 23 hours on average. The attackers used the open-source Cairn agent framework, apparently combining DeepSeek models with a Claude Code harness. One campaign gave its agents instructions in fewer than 100 Chinese characters. NorForge researcher Snorre Fagerland: 'It's a new world now.'
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Spooky
In Qu-ANTI-zation, they demonstrate the ability to produce an AI model which is 'backdoored' to act completely different when quantised!
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