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Still need a new remote full-time role! Very experienced dev & tech lead who has worked with tons of technologies, used to be CTO of a YC startup, and more. Boosts appreciated!
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The current CVE approach is like a 17-year cicada emergence. If you release all the bugs at the same time, the predators can't eat them all at once.
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It's embarrassing that Dems might lose a governor race in a blue-trending swing state in what's shaping up to be the most intense blue wave in ages because of running a mediocre Atlanta ex-mayor who bungled COVID and BLM protests in a way that just kinda pissed off everyone
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Most of the B&M hypers & gigas seem like they'll be open again this weekend, which is a huge relief and speaks to a lot of confidence in the clamshell restraints, of which I'm a huge defender. This just undoubtedly means my home park (SFOG) really, really messed up somehow 😮‍💨
FURY 325 IS REOPENING!!!
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FURY 325 IS REOPENING!!!
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"guy who has 1000 hours in a video game where you build and manage a massive factory and supply chain but hasn't had meaningful employment in over a year" is like a third of the economy now for some reason
there is a certain personality type which will play Civilization or Factorio 14 hours a day pausing only to sleep and microwave food. this type can be absurdly economically productive if you can take the games away, give him a job, and get him to think of it as a videogame
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Claude, plz rewrite wordpress in rust. Yes all the plugins too. No I don't just mean the source code, I mean like, go replace everybody's wordpress install. You don't have access, well funny thing...
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cute on google meet cute on zoom cute on slack cute when face dox on x dot com
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You Can Eat Anything (by tommcgovern27 on IG)
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Basically every tech job interview process has an AI round now. You will be screened out before you ever get your first paycheck.
Stuff like this really saddens me because they don’t know what they’re getting into. I try and tell them and they block me. Like, I don’t want to be discouraging but there’s no jobs in tech any more, especially if you don’t use ai. Choose a different career
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Standard time defenders will just straight up say a 4:30pm sunset is worth having a 6am sunrise instead of 7 am
we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.
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ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them? WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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one day you wrote console.log("here") for the last time and didn't even know it
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thanks for 12k followers!
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Went to a special pre-release shoeing it THE ONLY LIVING PICKPOCKET IN NEW YORK. John Turturro is always a gem. Solid film overall. Felt a little hokey in the last 15 min. But a worthy indie crime thriller for sure.
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*showing, agh
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Classic case of “someone who never used crypto tries to write a story about a crypto wallet” towards the end that a lot of people might not notice, but I couldn’t take it seriously
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A documentary about coders whose heyday was in the 80s vibe coding rewrites of everything Call that "You Can C Everything"
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The Aire trains were loaded on a tractor trailer, and people thought they could figure out where it’s going based on that shipment They’re being taken back to RMC’s main plant, lol
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The disassembly is going pretty fast, drove by it this weekend, but it’s probably still awhile until they start setting it up in its new home. 2028 projected reopening with warnings it might take until 2029.
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