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Where is the color white?

OpenAI models helped researchers—operating as part of our Patch the Planet initiative—discover critical security flaws in PHP, an open-source programming language used to run an estimated 70% of websites. Over the past two months, we led a coalition of maintainers, researchers, and security providers to prepare fixes and protections ahead of disclosure. This duration was necessary because the fix was quite intricate and required a major change to the PHP engine. Every site using PHP can now safely upgrade their version to stay secure, in addition to applying mitigations from various security vendors. Due to the severity of these flaws and PHP’s widespread use, we consider this bug to be one of the most impactful vulnerabilities in recent memory. It also marks a new phase, where AI can find security bugs with internet-scale impact. This is an example of the Defender’s Window in action: to our knowledge, frontier AI was able to find this vulnerability ahead of attackers, giving defenders time to prepare. openai.com/index/coordinated…

In case you were wondering what the average response to the Acton ad has been, this pretty much sums it up.

Sold more records than anyone this decade but sure…

Alcohol is a sin. If you drink alcohol your a sinner.

In the last 24 hours: 1. iPhone 11 through 16 are apparently vulnerable to remote attacks. 2. SSL certificates are broken until browsers remove eMudhra CA. 3. PHP >9 vulnerability CVE published (tomorrow). The world is about to witness things that have never been seen before.

Well, boys, here it is, the October surprise. Amy Acton is cooked after this one. I wonder if the betting odds on Kalshi have adjusted to this yet because I’m about to throw some money down. I think we can safely say Vivek will be our next governor in the state of Ohio.

From ABC 6 on Instagram. He apparently plans to spend $4M on the Amy Acton ad and officially confirms the campaign was involved in the advertisement.

Anfield tonight, empty seats, sham palstic club this.

This is a massive violation of European emission standards I doubt Elon Musk bought carbon credits to offset this environmental disaster he just caused The EU will be issuing a €300 million fine

The embargo applies to all press. Especially tomatometer approved critics know how embargoes work

The pylon is a TD. It's always been that way. Everything after doesn't matter. Ray Lewis used to talk about protecting the pylons

Elections Alberta noted in advance that the province had 3,148,343 eligible voters. The problem is that the numbers below add up to 4,352,679 votes cast. So not only were there 1,204,336 more votes cast than eligible voters, which is bad enough, but I guess we're also supposed to believe that 100% of the 3M+ eligible voters cast a ballot. Can someone explain how blatant electoral fraud isn't involved?

Very happy to hear @VivekGRamaswamy is doubling down on the ad. Zero trial. Zero conviction. We don’t make false rape accusations in America. If you accuse someone of rape you need evidence. Enough evidence for a trial and conviction. Amy Acton is a radical leftist. A vote for Amy is a vote for the Islamic communist takeover of America. Vote for @VivekGRamaswamy

You can just do things

Would you call the superintendent and light their ass up or start packing your child cold ham and cheese sandwiches?

This is a prime example of how AI can attempt to interfere with political campaigns and destroy people’s reputations and lives. oregonjournalismproject.org/…

I need to clarify some shit. I'm voting for Vivek. I sincerely apologized to Acton for posting comments about an ad, before I knew more about it. The ad was all about her mother calling her a liar and didn't say squat about her being abused AND Vivek isn't the one who made it or ran it. She needs therapy, not the governor's mansion. Get over it.

Why are niggas lying about PC being accessible? What game on console asks you to compile shaders on bootup? Lmao