Parody account. Commentary account. Please be patient I have autism. More Brythonic than Anglo.

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He who makes a shitposter of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
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Funny how these people will debate "Trotsky or Stalin" but not "Jefferson or Adams". Almost like they're- I don't know- not Americans? Isn't that crazy?
Talked to @CurtisSliwa today at the bodega he said, “I used to debate who was better Trotsky or Stalin, I’m a Trotsky guy”
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“Come on, of course she’s lying! Are you seriously claiming that people can actually summon the grip strength to overpower a twelve year old girl?”
Vivek Ramaswamy just now on the ad with Acton’s estranged mother: “We ran an ad about lying. Amy Acton is lying. … It had nothing to do with childhood abuse, which I will be the number one governor to prosecute when I am the governor of this state because it is wrong.”
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A girl farting during sex is like your mom doing your crusty sheets at 16. We love eachother and we arent saying anything about whats going on
Sex for girls is trying not to fart the whole time ur inside us
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When we get a camera to the bottom of the Mariana Trench there will be an Indian family already there running a phone repair shop.
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"The Padisha Emperor presented with a slave concubine". Sam Weber
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Fall of the Berlin Wall.
What is the oldest political news story you can remember? For me it's Joe Biden being selected as Obama's VP.
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Ugly restore slapper down. Thank you @elonmusk 🙏
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My Friend Dario: PURE SLOP Edition Official Sloptoberfest Entry Vitalic By Emily Youcis 2026
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When he started throwing hands....
Generational aura loss
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That's how you eat a sandwich
From the same documentary
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average catholic guy on the apps
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I’m gonna say something, but you have to lean in close because I can only whisper it. I liked the movie North. That was the film about which Ebert famously said: “I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.” I was a kid when it came out and I absolutely loved it. Maybe Ebert just wasn’t the target audience. I rewatched it recently and I thought some of the jokes were hilarious and the end was genuinely moving. I’ve never seen anyone else defend this much maligned film, so I figured I would go on the record as a fan.
Roger Ebert's zero stars review of The Devils rogerebert.com/reviews/the-d… Roger also gave zero stars to: Texas Chainsaw I Spit On Your Grave The Hitcher Police Academy Death Wish 2 Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me he gave 1 star to Blue Velvet & The Thing & half a star to Hellraiser
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This is awesome. Great news. May there be many more sackings to come.
About a Hundred Telegraph Staff Get 90 Minutes Notice Before Being Sacked order-order.com/2026/10/23/a…
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Probably just an officer on exchange not that interesting
This is absolutely insane. The UK seems to have been involved in the kidnapping of Maduro - and the story spiked by an MOD D-Notice. The kidnapping was the most brazen act of criminality, and UK involvement would almost certainly have been given with Starmer's sign-off. A wretched, wreck of a PM. An unforgivable assault on international law.
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What is the UK's national dish? Fish and chips: 49% Roast dinner: 24% Chicken tikka masala: 3% Curry (non-specific/other): 2% Full English: 2% Bangers and mash: 1% Cottage/shepherd's pie: 1%
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Do mixed race people get half the money that fully black people do? Is that the discussion we’re gonna have?
With racism on the rise the UK is not a serious place to be having this discussion on reparations…but it’s a discussion that needs to be had.
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Replying to @skanderpilled
I have a theory, but it’s kind of homophobic so I won’t go into it.
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the biggest recent psyop is convincing people that a negative canthal tilt and hooded eyes are unattractive traits. every celeb who’s had an upper bleph to ‘fix’ their hooded eyes has been severely nerfed. It’s arguably worse than buccal fat removal, cause people can’t quite pinpoint what’s different, only that something is off.
the most alluring hooded eyes in cinema
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A lot of women just really don’t like or trust most men at this point. I’d say like half of the girls I know from either work or my gym spend a lot of their time railing against men even if they themselves are married or have boyfriends
QUESTION for the single guys, As a father of teenage boys who I’d like to see have a family one day, are the dating prospects for young men as bad as social media makes it seem? And if so, why? Trying to understand the challenges since I’m long out of the game myself.
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