Technology Guy & Unintentional Smartass, DevRel @Applitools. Long-time enterprise and game dev, working on whatever I feel like and making sure it...works.
Boston, MA
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Why do I keep clapping when I restart my dialog in videos? Because I mess up a lot, and damn if it isn't helpful.
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New thought for training: All junior devs (the ones the VC's/AI people allow to survive) should be required to spend 6 months on (supervised) sysadmin duty.
Might not fix anything about how they write code, but it'll FOR SURE fix how they think about publishing things.
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As we sit and stare at a cube, arguing about how big it is versus how big it renders in-game, all I can think is...
Man I missed doing gamedev.
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I know we're -supposed- to build game mechanics in a way that makes it just easy enough for people to win so they keep coming back.
Unfortunately, I am me and @ThatNgonGuy is @ThatNgonGuy, so we're making things annoyingly difficult when we feel like it.
Good luck, chums.
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OH you want to know what I'm doing this weekend? @ThatNgonGuy and I are busy doing space trucker things.
We're also wishing we knew how to animate skelmeshes a bit...but we'll get there.
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Andrew Male retweeted
"Tests passed, but the UI is broken." Sound familiar? 😅
Give AI coding agents "eyes" to self-correct layout bugs and validate builds against your #Figma designs.
Learn how in this technical demo
applitools.com/resources/web…
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Why is it that people see "right lane closed ahead" and are drawn to the right lane like moths to the flame?
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Found out I need to vary my takeout orders more.
I have a local Chinese shop I'll order from so I don't forget to eat.
Went in last night and not only did they recognize me and call me by my address, they brought out my order unprompted.
But hey, building a lot of software!
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Starting to think I talk to myself a lot when I'm alone at home.
Voice is messed up atm so I'm actively avoiding talking, and it occurs to me my apartment is VERY quiet?
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RT @nichochar: if you were a software engineer and you don’t feel grief about giving up coding you simply weren’t a good one.
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Next time I go to the doctor I'm certain I'll be told my blood pressure is too high.
When asked why, I will just say the phrase "You're right, and it's the cleanest option of all."
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Andrew Male retweeted
Two Andys. One bold claim: QA is ready to run the show.
Don't miss this live conversation when SDET Andy—@AutomationPanda and Developer Andy—@notbadsoftware sit down to talk shop.
🎙️ Live at #STARWEST
🗓️ Wed, Sept 23 | 11:30 AM PT
🔗 starwest.techwell.com/progra…
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No, Ms. Flight Attendant, I will be waiting to fasten my seat belt until you say the boarding is complete. Are you TRYING to jinx my open seat??
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Chicken
Me & @ThatNgonGuy to newbs: "Don't worry about optimizing too early, you can do that later on in the process."
Me & @ThatNgonGuy to each other: "Bro what do you mean it isn't instanced? And it has HOW many faces??? What are we even DOING?! This isn't ready for alpha, damn it."
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