Nobody asked for a didgeridoo remix of ‘Wake Up’ but turns out it’s exactly what the song was missing

Lord please grant me the strength to confront an angry foreign mob with this magnificent level of trolling 🙏

Childless women try to find a sense of purpose and identity by advocating for those they perceive as vulnerable. They need an outlet for their nurturing impulse that would otherwise be directed toward children and family.

Of course homeless industrial complex CEOs need intimacy kits. You can’t expect them to fuck over taxpayers without the proper equipment.

For 26 years, my husband and I owned and operated a dental practice, and we NEVER discussed politics or religion with our patients. It was simply taught to us as good business sense. We had plenty of patients whose political beliefs were wildly different from ours and occasionally one would launch into a political rant right there in our chair. We’d politely listen, nod, and say nothing. When did business owners lose sight of this basic principle? Your customers don’t need to know your political beliefs, and you certainly don’t need to alienate half of them by broadcasting yours. You’re free to express your opinions of course, but why are so many business owners genuinely shocked when their customers exercise that same freedom by taking their business elsewhere?

In my best Norm Macdonald voice: “Paris was magical, except for all the mugging.”

This!!!!!

My younger daughter has always been a major Francophile. We have no idea where her love affair with France came from, but she’s had a special place in her heart for it since she was tiny. For her seventh birthday, she had just one wish: to go to Paris and have her birthday dinner on the Eiffel Tower, so we made it happen. My husband stayed home with our other three children, and off we went, just Mommy and daughter, on the most magical little adventure. Eleven years later, she still talks about that trip as one of her favorite childhood memories, and honestly, it’s one of mine too. ❤️ I’m so incredibly grateful we made that trip when we did. That I could take my little girl by the hand and wander through the streets of Paris, just the two of us, without fear or hesitation. Paris isn’t just another city. It’s a place that has inspired the world for centuries through its art, architecture, literature, beauty, and extraordinary history. Generations have fallen in love with it, and my little girl was one of them. That’s what makes seeing the images coming out of Paris so heartbreaking. My husband has said with absolute certainty that he would never feel comfortable with the two of us making that same trip alone today, and I can’t say I would either. It’s not simply about feeling less safe traveling there. It’s the sadness of watching a city so deeply woven into the world’s cultural heritage become associated, in these moments, with fear, division, and unrest. Eleven years ago, I gave my daughter the birthday of her dreams. Today, I don’t believe I could give her that same gift. I think what saddens me most is that when we lose the confidence to share the world’s most beautiful and historic places with our children, we risk losing something far greater than the freedom to travel. We risk losing the living connection between generations and the history, beauty, and culture we are meant to pass down. History isn’t just something preserved in museums and monuments. It’s something we experience, cherish, and pass on to our children. And when we stop feeling safe enough to do that, something precious is lost, even if the monuments themselves are still standing. I’m so grateful my daughter has those memories, but it breaks my heart to think that other little girls who love France as deeply as she did may never experience that same magic of Paris. 💔🇫🇷

I wouldn’t be surprised if airlines eventually eliminated seatback screens as Starlink becomes standard. Looking around our flight, nearly everyone is using their own phone or tablet. The few seatback screens that are on are mostly displaying the flight tracker.

Just a little cube of pure tungsten defying your brain's expectations of how heavy something should be. 100% unnecessary. 1000% awesome.

How did they expect these young students to learn without their Louis Vuitton bags and a Rolexes?!

Best day today with the extraordinary @natbrunell ! 🧡 My husband is a huge car enthusiast and has driven at Road Atlanta and the Porsche Experience Center, but we have never experienced anything quite like Autobahn Country Club outside Chicago. First of all, are we the only people who had no idea country clubs for car enthusiasts were even a thing?! It was an incredible experience! We watched races, met some drivers, saw an unbelievable collection of cars, got out on the track ourselves, and even had an up-close look at a $5 MILLION Aston Martin Valkyrie! Thank you, Nat, for an unforgettable day!

When bitcoiners make dinner 🧡

Men doing men things with modern tools and hardwired instincts. The bonfire should be epic tonight 🔥🔥🔥

Of all the seatmates I’ve had over the years, the one on our red-eye flight last night may have been the most extraordinary. It was a left kidney, traveling in a cooler to Atlanta for a lifesaving transplant.

This is what a really good facelift looks like-

The breakfast meal prep and freezing for the kids continues…these turned out amazing!