Queer Jewish writer in the South. She/her. Views my own. RTs ≠ endorsements
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I probably should have a Taylor burner account, but I'm over having multiple internet personalities so on this account you will get Taylor standom, complaints on Atlanta politics, literary fiction subtweets, and times my cats barfed on something.
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Georgia voters just shattered another midterm election record with more than a quarter of a million casting ballots early in-person on Friday.
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i hate gay halloween wdym you're conversion camp counselor rupaul
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i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re Lars and the Real Girl
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sometimes in penn station you run into your high school classmate and she tells you her and her husband are expecting a baby and you tell her that you’re on your way to your 14th harry styles concert in 2 months
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We are of course all familiar with the dangerous “snack rubicon,” the point at which you have eaten so much snack that putting so little remaining snack away for another time would be pointless and it therefore becomes incumbent on you to finish all of the snack
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Spent a humiliating morning at the bank contesting charges on my debit card by someone who spent $220 at a pumpkin patch in California then went to Knott’s Berry Farm then ate $90 worth of Pizza Hut … did I get robbed by a fifth grader having the best day of his life
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RT @cryptscreaming: getting two people to write the most romantic songs in their discography about relationships they’re not apart of and t…
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Had ice cream outside a venue hosting a Halloween party and clown appears to be a very popular costume this year.
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complimenting a stranger’s halloween costume in NYC is similar to congratulating a stranger on their pregnancy. you better be 100% sure they don’t just Look Like That
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Georgia is the new Ohio, politically, except it’s more sustainable
Because we are Blacker and have more motion
Respectfully 🙏🏾
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I’m supposed to be Anxiety from Inside Out but my friend thought I was this 😭
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We have truly peaked in our election coverage
To fix this, Ossoff needs to find trousers with more room in the seat and possibly a longer back rise so he has more material to drape over his tush. Depending on the size and roundness of his cheeks in relation to his waist, he may also need darts above the back pockets.
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i hate swiftie halloween, because what do you MEAN you’re a countdown on taylor swift’s website?
#Halloween2026 #Taylorween @taylornation13 @taylorswift13
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“It’s a remake of The Great Gatsby, Liz, except this time they solve crimes. I play Nicole ‘Nicky’ Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer”
A modern-day police procedural take on ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ is in the works at NBC.
The series follows Jay Gatsby, a charming investigator with a gift for reading human behavior, and Nicole “Nicky” Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer.
(Source: Deadline)
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Jail. Jail for everyone involved.
A modern-day police procedural take on ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ is in the works at NBC.
The series follows Jay Gatsby, a charming investigator with a gift for reading human behavior, and Nicole “Nicky” Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer.
(Source: Deadline)
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he’s got the opposite of iphone face. he thinks mobile is referring to the ford model t.
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