UNSOLD OUT! LMAO!
0 COLLECTED. 100% AVAILABLE. THIS IS A RECORD!
Note to self. Highly recommended to everyone. Success guaranteed!
1. Dear Transient Labs, I promise I won't mint another piece until I hit 10K followers.. and don't worry, I've made a very special note to myself about what it takes to get featured by you. Lesson learned!
2. From now on, I'll be paying even closer attention to all those euphoric legends who've been screaming their lungs out about supporting art lately...
3. Cabal, Jabal, Obal, Zobal… I'm joining every single cult..
4. Gatekeepers, get ready! I'm coming. With all my ass-kissing, endless admiration, and unconditional loyalty, I'm officially yours...
5. Dear collectors!, get ready! From now on, I'll DM you not only every time I mint something, but even when I go to the bathroom..
6. I'll also create a brand new secret wallet and start buying my own art to fake some sales and get the party started!
7. I won't shower anyone with too much love, praise, or words of encouragement anymore. Otherwise, how am I supposed to look cool?
And finally, with all my heart, despite everything I've said above, I'll keep creating, stubbornly, passionately, and on my own, determined to touch even more hearts. I always will...