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NO!
Stop!
Cease!
They have had 2 attempts and fucked both up royally!
No Galactic Conquest!
What Campaign we got SUCKED!
Everything is just a bog-standard Battlefield game with a Star Wars skin suit!
Now you're gonna make more shit focusing on the WORST SW stories!?
Fuck Off!
🚨 Lucasfilm are "aggressively" pushing for a Star Wars Battlefront 3 according to a new rumour!
Both DICE and Bungie are in talks over a new Battlefront game.
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OMG OBI-WAN DIED THE SAME TIME AS LUKE’S FATHER!
OMG OBI-WAN NEVER OWNED A DROID!
OMG ANAKIN WANTED LUKE TO HAVE HIS LIGHTSABER!
OMG OBI-WAN STOPPED USING HIS NAME BEFORE LUKE WAS BORN!
OMG DARTH VADER KILLED LUKE’S FATHER!
OMG C-3PO DIDN’T KNOW PRINCESS LEIA!
OMG THE FALCON MADE THE KESSEL RUN IN LESS THAN TWELVE PARSECS!
OMG LUKE WOULD BECOME AN AGENT OF EVIL IF HE LEFT TRAINING!
OMG ONCE YOU START DOWN THE DARK PATH IT FOREVER DOMINATES YOUR DESTINY!
OMG YODA WAS OBI-WAN’S MASTER!
OMG DARTH VADER KILLED ANAKIN SKYWALKER!
OMG LUKE IS A JEDI JUST LIKE HIS FATHER!
OMG PALPATINE LOVES DEMOCRACY!
OMG PALPATINE WAS JUST A CONCERNED CHANCELLOR!
OMG DARTH PLAGUEIS COULD KEEP THE ONES HE CARED ABOUT FROM DYING!
OMG THE JEDI HAD EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL!
OMG KYLO REN FULLY REJECTED THE LIGHT!
OMG SNOKE WASN’T CONNECTED TO PALPATINE!
OMG LUKE WAS THE LAST JEDI!
OMG REY’S PARENTS WERE NOBODIES!
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See @_Sad_Pizza!
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People like this are why the disney movies suck and we can expect games with “good” writing to be boring and predictable
Imagine if in that scene where Sebulba gives Shade his old podracer, he actually gifts him Anakin's podracer
I imagine Sebulba explaining that the last human that beat him was some kid that disappeared and he ended up buying the podracer as like a remembrance of being bested
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I love that point you made about dialogue having one role
Some of the roles of dialogue:
• Anchoring the story world (naming people, places, and situations).
• Communicating narrative causality (“why,” “how,” and “what next”).
• Enacting plot events (speech acts that themselves change the story—orders, confessions, revelations, deals).
• Revealing character (personality, status, desires, relationships, and especially subtext).
• Supporting realism (everyday texture and conversational rhythm).
• Shaping audience emotion and evaluation.
• Carrying thematic or authorial ideas, poetic/linguistic effects, or star-turn opportunities.
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Explain the error in these lines that are indicative of poor writing
''Only a sith deals in absolutes'' - Obi-Wan
''From my POV the Jedi are evil'' - Anakin
Both of these lines are taken from the battle of Mustafar, if you have any shred of dialogue comprehension, you should be able to see the error in these lines.
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List your personal favorite films from each decade of the 20th century
''Only a sith deals in absolutes'' - Obi-Wan
''From my POV the Jedi are evil'' - Anakin
Both of these lines are taken from the battle of Mustafar, if you have any shred of dialogue comprehension, you should be able to see the error in these lines.
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Biddy Blas film reportedly in the works with Christopher Nolan set to direct.
“It’s a story I’ve always wanted to tell” says Nolan
via: @Variety
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