writer living in london. I did two keg stands at forevergood.

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A media empire owned by billionaires and formerly backed by private equity. The communist revolution takes an unexpected turn
We need to talk about The Telegraph One of the UK's oldest and most respected right wing papers. A broadsheet. A thought leader. Today - a political bloodbath with some of the most talented leading commentators of our day brutally axed before the paper veers left. What is happening is another leftist attack on Europe. Another pillar crumbled. Another institution taken over and destroyed Wake up. The long slow Communist takeover of Europe is currently on steroids
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I went undercover for several weeks in the Society of St Pius X Resistance, an ultraconservative breakaway Catholic sect, and got a big dose of smells, bells, and holocaust denial. Full report: kentonline.co.uk/thanet/news…
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What a closing paragraph
Abdul El-Sayed fears that high-profile attacks have compromised his safety—but he also argues that they’ve given him “one of the biggest and best platforms.” newyorker.com/news/the-polit…
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💰NEW: Manchester United director Edward Glazer has donated $200,000 to Trump’s Republican Party ahead of the midterms, @CityAM can reveal. Owners at Palace, Villa, Bournemouth and Ipswich (as well as Boehly) have given cash ahead of Tuesday’s vote, too. cityam.com/manchester-united…
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Replying to @andytwelves
Andy Twelves #cunt
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Weird that he's got no breathing space, considering he's on instagram boasting about his 6 house portfolio...?
‘John Healey, if you’re listening, where’s my breathing space?’ Business owner Paul Bowen has criticised the Chancellor’s promise to give ‘breathing space’ through measures in his Budget. #budget #businesses #costofliving
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doing an Oliver Reed Halloween costume where i dress completely normal but i get really drunk and sweaty
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If Sweeney started routinely walking around having prophetic conversations with the Nigel Farage Dog Toy (on stage at literary festivals, alone on the train etc) I don't think Reform would actually know what to do. A full blown Comms nightmare
Exclusive interview with @Nigel_Farage! The Parliamentary Standards Commission is likely to suspend him. That will trigger a recall petition. Will he stand in a second by-election? I don’t think so. I’m talking about this tonight at the @stratfest lit festival. stratfordliteraryfestival.co…
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The Two Chairmen is braced for impact
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Oxford Street pedestrianised yesterday and, inevitably, 24 hours later, huge queues at the ferry port on the Isle of Wight. Thanks a lot, Sadiq.
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"For all his talk on "undercutting British people", you’d think Robert Jenrick might instruct his party to stop undercutting domestic donors by subcontracting to Thailand, Hong Kong and Monaco." I've written about Freedom of Movement for @Independent independent.co.uk/voices/and…
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It's publication day! An Injury to All: The Unmaking of the British Working Class is published today, 27 October 2026, by @VersoBooks. My book is a new history how Britain's formerly powerful working class was pushed to the political margins. Order🔽 versobooks.com/en-gb/product…
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Very funny bit to do as your son actively attends Eton
.@BarackObama I recommend the Cheeseburger Spring Rolls.
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Liz Truss claims the U.K. would have managed successful missions to Mars within years — if only her 49-day premiership hadn’t been cut short. vist.ly/5pyyb
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Might be the best bit of commentary you’ll ever hear. Close your eyes and you’ll think Borat has got a job working for Racing TV.
No Italian Job for Constitution Hill who finishes fifth Stingray wins the Gran Premio Del Jockey Club 🇮🇹
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beer only damages the liver of those who are evil and wicked. if you have a kind soul alcohol cannot harm you
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That’s strange, you say you’ve “never heard” of me, considering we were on the same show when you were boasting that Peter Mandelson was your friend. Are you two still pals?
I have always found Nana a courteous interviewer. I have never heard of Andy Twelves but he seemed strangely pleased with his boorish behaviour
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Please support this pub if you're in Portsmouth. Staff have the right to refuse to serve someone without giving a reason or being subjected to threatening language.
🚨 After yesterday's community patrol, they went into the George Inn on Portsdown Hill Road and were refused service because of what we do this establishment clearly has brainwashed views on what we are trying to achieve please as a community support the right places 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Woody in Toy Story 1 when his owner started playing with Buzz Lightyear more
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