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This is unforgivable. When you're Bruce Springsteen endorsing some candidate, you say he or she "was born to run"!
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I have never forgiven myself for losing a game of Clue to this guy
#Missing: Rayjay Strikeswithagun, 25, #SiksikaNation, #Gleichen. Rayjay has a medical condition and there is concern for his wellbeing.
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Darkness makes you furious? Dude, grow up.
Driving around in the premature darkness tonight made me furious at the Senate for not having the courage to pass the Sunshine Protection Act. They MUST do it.
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Just a reminder, this makes a great stocking stuffer for the Cowboys fan in your family that thinks the defense is "getting better"
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Jerry should trade another 1st round pick for an expiring contract that won’t move the needle. #CowboysNation
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Ryan retweeted
The Dallas Cowboys are a 30 year long comedy routine.
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Christmas decorations are not allowed until November 11. The Edmund Fitzgerald gets the next 10 days.
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Damn you, @spotify! You play Air Supply while I’m picking my kids up at school? This is going to be very embarrassing. For them.
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Seven years ago today, I was confirmed into the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church. Thanks be to God!
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…and the other interesting thing about Sir Mix-a-Lot is he cannot tell a lie
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It’s funny how they make tear-free shampoo for kids considering I didn’t start crying in the shower until I was an adult.
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I’m torn, because I want to watch the local news to see the weather but I will absolutely go postal if I see another political ad.
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This was Patrick Stewart. In 1981! Dude looked the same throughout his whole career. RIP. Picard out.
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I think I just got a voicemail from the Count from Sesame Street
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They've been Euro-friend-zoned.
🚨 BREAKING: EU countries have dropped the idea of offering Canada "associate member" status in the 27-member bloc, opting instead for softer language promising "ever closer association," according to a draft statement, seen by POLITICO. Full story: vist.ly/5qd4s
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Mrs. Lucky Charms when she's horny
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This came up in a search, and I stand by it.
30-Day Song Challenge (Day 1-3 previously posted in @TheSleepyRebel's threads) Day 1: A song you like with a color in the title "Paint It Black" - The Rolling Stones open.spotify.com/track/63T7D…
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